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which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

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Atlanta, Georgia.

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like my absolute favourite clickhole thing from this year

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halloween 2021 i just moved to a new island and i lived in the woods and i didnt know anyone and i was like okay let’s carve a jack o lantern alone to pass the time but then i realized i didn’t have a candle so i used a road flare from the emergency kit in my car and it got too bright and i was scared but i didnt want to put it out bc that’s his soul you know

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dill is one of the greatest herbs and if you dont think so youre fucking KIDDING YOURSELF!!! GET REAL !!!!!

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06/13/2025

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Johnny Truant would make an amazing monk

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This guy won’t leave

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Imagine you have your 15 minutes of fame as a national hero and you write a nice little memoir and they even make a movie where Tom Hanks plays you and you move on with your life and spent over a decade fading back into anonymity and then out of the blue some twisted fuck gets his hands on your story does this on national television

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I guess that cunt gettin eaten

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if you were to crucify Lowly Worm, would you do it like this or like this?