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when i was a kid i would get a sick thrill from learning someones middle name now i dont feel anything at all ever and im no good for nobody

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i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

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What’s your drug of choice

Lol hahahaha. Love…

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komaeda isn't a danganronpa character to me anymore he's a specter haunting europe

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fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

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*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

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i deserve a gold star for being so sweet and nice and not killing

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losing my mind over this

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a beautiful baby girl called new folder

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PROFESSOR LAYTON FOUND ALIVE IN SOUTH DAKOTA

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Toedscool at Hot Topic what will he buy

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Sonic the Hedgehog (sustained speed of 767 MPH) could have made the journey from the Shire to Mount Doom (1718.5 miles) in just over two hours. But also he famously loves rings, so he almost assuredly would have found the thrall of the Ring far too powerful to resist. Tails would have had to shoot him

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i'll say it. i'd hate rich people even if they did do good things. i'm dedicated to being a hater. you don't see that kind of dedication today

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started sending bird facts to my math teacher anonymously

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i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package