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Andre relentlessly continues his quest to infiltrate all of his teammates’ families, even in the off-season.

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What are the Caps DOING? This is ... this is making me sad. ~AS

the caps are fucking up, is what they’re doing

#signburky

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“Sasha is not an oligarch, [he is an] athlete. You better not write about how much he [has in his bank account]. Sasha [helps] six orphanages in Russia and children with disabilities in the United States. And he does it with all [his] heart.”

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brb, writing new plot chapter on my “Ovi’s Eleven” piece.

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Jay Beagle

married his high school sweetheart

said if he could buy anything with a million dollars, he would buy a farm

doesn’t know what an emoji is

probably owns a flip phone

once jokingly said that his 2-year-old’s skating “wasn’t good enough, son”

also once jokingly claimed that he could grow a pretty good mustache, enough to rival Alzner’s

one time did pull-ups immediately after a game, was told he was ridiculous, and then flexed

is andre’s step-dad

got an opponent’s entire stick stuck in his visor in the playoffs last year

is a faceoff king

went to college in alaska

went undrafted

creams central division opponents

is currently breaking his career high in points

is one of the most important players on the best team in the nhl

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The Caps as the first thing that comes up when I type their names into the gif search

Taylor Chorney

Brooks Orpik

Kevin Shattenkirk

Daniel Winnik

Brett Connolly

Lars Eller

Justin Williams

Matt Niskanen

Philipp Grubauer

Dmitry Orlov

Jay Beagle

Karl Alzner

John Carlson

Marcus Johansson

Evgeny Kuznetsov

Nate Schmidt

Braden Holtby

Tom Wilson

Andre Burakovsky

TJ Oshie

Nicklas Backstrom

Alex Ovechkin

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Braden Holtby doling out beads and high fives and general good vibes.

(Source)

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If this isn’t the hottest thing then idk what is

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william gotta chew on something nylander

( PLUS THE GLASSES ARE BACK. I REPEAT THE HOLY GLASSES ARE BACK !!!! )

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Braden Holtby at the 2017 #CapitalPrideDC Parade.

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watch that mouth

insp

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IN YOUR FACE, Nicklas Backstrom cannot be weight-vest-shamed, he will just be awesome no matter what.

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Tweet of the year

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TJ “babe” Oshie