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I bet there’s a lot of one star Yelp reviews “A.Z. Fell and Co. Bookshop,” like:

“Is this store ever actually open?”

“By some miracle the store was open when I went in. It smells really bad? I don’t know why. Incredibly dusty and disorganized. Could not find any staff member when I wanted to buy a book. Ended up giving up and going home.”

“Unparalleled collection but awful, awful staff. Tried to purchase a 16th century book of prophecy I’ve been trying to get my hands on for years. Shopkeeper treated me like I was trying to steal it and then refused to let me purchase it, while casting some very nasty aspirations on my character based on how I handled the spines of early modern volumes when taking them off of a shelf. Will NOT be coming back.”

“Went in to browse. Two very odd men in suits came in and loudly discussed needing to buy pornography. The shopkeeper took them to the backroom and then after the two men left (without a book, mind you), the owner kicked us out and closed. I think this bookshop is a front for the mafia.”

“There is a large snake roaming around the store.”

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your childhood is gay, and there’s nothing you can do about it!

or, a celebration of some children’s characters we love to relate to (even if it makes cishets mad). hope you all had a happy pride month 🌈

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haha I really desperately hope y’all decide on a single imperfect candidate this time around instead of being stupid eight years in a row and letting donald trump win again. cus y’all are already kinda pushing it on the “but this candidate did x!” shit and believing every tumblr post you read without any critical thought whatsoever!

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So the Them’s versions of the Horsemen’s objects ARE in the show:

you have Pepper with a sword, Brian with a crown

the scales are behind Wensleydale

and there is a skull behind Adam

I can’t get over all the details in the show

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I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

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anime protagonists explaining to the villain how they’re going to win with the power of love and friendship

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sexyback over the beat of seven nation army

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the only time plants weren’t terrified of “Crowley”

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how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

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In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.

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Wow it’s almost like the oversexualisation of queerness is one of the reasons why asexuals, non-binary folks and aromantics are not seen as queer enough to be part of the community

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salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

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me: it’s nearly 3am i have work in the morning

my brain: how was crowley going to get to alpha centauri

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if you go to bed with your phone youve already lost