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Yennefer: you put the bard on a leash?
Geralt: i did.
Yennefer: why?
Some random person: fucking Blaviken's butcher. Witchers are pigs.
Jaskier: -instant attack mode- SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU COWARD, I WILL DE-BALL YOU, SERVE IT TO YOU IN A STEW AND MAKE YOU EAT IT!
Geralt: that's why.
Yennefer: alright i admit it. I'm impressed.
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[Geralt and Ciri trying to manage without Yen]
Ciri: Did you separate the egg yolks from the egg whites?
Geralt: Yep! Here are the whites. I put the other part in the sink.
Ciri: Those aren’t the whites! Those are the shells!
Geralt: And what color are they, Miss Know-It-All?
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kyuhyun: I'm so useless
leeteuk: no you're not
leeteuk: you can be used as a bad example
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Jaskier: It’s illegal to be better looking than me.
Yennefer: Well shit. guys, it looks like we’re all going to jail.
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Leeteuk: Don't correct me!
Heechul: Don't be wrong!
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Geralt: I don’t care about Jaskier. Jaskier was never my friend.
Jaskier: *Gets sick*
Geralt: DOCTOR! I NEED A FUCKING DOCTOR!! PLEASE HELP!!
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Witchers are literate. They have to be, to learn about monsters and potion recipes. This can result in some awkward realizations when people see witchers (like Geralt) absorbed in books.
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You are important to me.
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What are we looking for again? Blessed silence. Yeah, I don’t really go in for that.
Joey Batey as Jaskier in The Witcher: Season 1 (2019)
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YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG
My world is cruel. Unpredictable. You enter. You survive. You die.
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