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CASS HI

Hey girl. What it do baby boo?

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dylansmythe:

I’m hardly a sociopath. However, I do find it ironic that you’re so hellbent on reminding me what I used to do, despite the fact that you did the very same to me.

I did the same because I knew prison couldn’t hold a monster like you. This dumbass, unnecessary situation is just proving that I was right. Even hell won’t take you in.

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dylansmythe:

I never went to Hell, but thank you for the suggestion. Perhaps you should try having your soul repeatedly ripped from afterlife to life and back, and see how willing you are to go through the process again.

I pinky promise no one cares about the feelings of a known serial killer and sociopath who somehow still isn’t in prison. So maybe you could at least bounce yourself there. 

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dylansmythe:

Why is it so difficult to create a new identity from scratch? I wouldn’t even care that much if I were able to enroll at Everhart without it, but for some reason they are quite insistent that I show a legitimate form of ID. #Woesofresurrection

Maybe it’s because the universe doesn’t want you having access to this plane. So you should probs just go back to hell where I left you. 

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thother:

she really outdid herself

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@fabrayrose: if you do the mannequin challenge our friendship will be over #jsyk

@fabrayrose: i don't need that negativity in my life

@kweencass: @fabrayrose cmon, the black lives matter one tho 💯🔥

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TEXTS || CASSAGE

SAGE: There's a quote somewhere about rebellious women making history or something like that.

CASS: OMG pls I doubt I'll ever make it into a history book, I'm not white.

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TEXT ✉️ CASSETH

SETH: A MILF turned trap queen? That sounds like it's right up my alley. Also you ever thought about adding trap queen to your bucket list?

SETH: Those are some pretty funny last words tbh. Like I'd get a kick outta seeing it on your tombstone.

CASS: lOL you're acting like it's not already on my bucket list. C'mon. I love a lil danger.

CASS: I was hoping to come up with something a lil more existential and cool, but I suk.

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TEXT ✉️ OPEN

NADIA: My past few days have been spent defacing public property, getting arrested for the hell of it, then proceeding to knock out the cops who grabbed me before we even made it to the station.

NADIA: Lmao, fuck if I get put into the system. Anyway.

CASS: LOL W0W, that was a lot to take in. U wild. Why get arrested if you're just gonna cheat your way outta it?

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SETH: I have never seen that show, but now I have something to do with my free time.

SETH: Well I'm gonna try harder to pay attention and see if the results are different. If you can't help yourself, you should say something cool before you explode.

CASS: You should DEFINITELy watch it. A MILF sells drugs to keep her kids safe and eventually becomes a trap queen. One of my fav shows!!!!

CASS: Ughhh you're so right. Last week I was so unprepared. IF I had died my last words would have been SHIT ON ME. 😤 I need to find something cooler.

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SETH: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. There was also a little quip about him keeping a better grip on the drugs since those were up his ass as well.

SETH: I don't either but yolo. If it is possible I have yet to see you achieve it but I believe you can do it. Well keep yourself from ending up in the hospital again, yeah?

CASS: LOL I LOVE THAT. Comedic genius, 10/10, sounds like an episode of Weeds.

CASS: Yolo indeed. I do it every day man, it's not my fault if you're not paying attention. No promises, but I'll try my hardest not to explode.

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SETH: Always if you've got a sick sense of humor.

SETH: They probably won't go away anytime soon, but you going back to hating me might help speed up the process. "I'm always chill" and then "Nah I was just being dramatic". What is the truth? Well have fun and be safe and all that.

CASS: I mean sure if the guy stuck the hand up his ass, but that's the only funny situation I can think of.

CASS: I still don't see how tf I hated you hahahah so we'll see. LOL YA GOT ME THERE. #lawyered. I still think I can be dramatic AND chill but whatever. Safe? I don't know the meaning of the word.

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SETH: You sure? It's a pretty funny story. Eh. It could be worse, a lot worse actually.

SETH: Well if that is the case then we should fix that memory of yours so those feels can go away. Chill. I'm not changing my mind. I thought you were gonna go to Mexico to live there or something, and if you were leaving then you remembering me wouldn't be all that important.

CASS: When has a story featuring a decapitated hand ever been fun? The Addams family doesn't count.

CASS: They might not go away but at least I'll know wtf is going on. I'm always chill, tf, I have Pluto on my side. Nah I was just being dramatic. I'm just going to do a bunch of drugs, forget everything in the universe and have a gr8 time.

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SETH: You'd think so, but I didn't go into detail about what he did with the hand after he cut it off. It's only shade if it's indirect. I'm throwing shots.

SETH: You always downplay yourself. The roles have been reversed, but I didn't keep up the charade for long. Can't you get to know me from a past life or something or does it not work that way?

CASS: Ew yeah, don't go into detail. Damn, that's brutal. Remind me not to piss you off (again).

CASS: That's kind of how it works. I feel really in tune with your cosmic energy and idk why, but because of that I know the entirety of your being which includes all of your past lives. But that's why it's weird because we've never even had a past life together but you feel so familiar. At first I thought it's just cause our cosmic energies are the same color which means our souls were created within proximity of one another, but idk man. It's kinda frustrating, it gives me feels and I don't like feels. I don't know why you offered to make me remember you if you were just going to change your mind, tf?

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SETH: Well of course. That's what friends do. I'm not tougher, just desensitised. No, but I watched one guy cut off another guy's hand with a machete. Then there was this other time when Phantom decided it would be fun to put a guy through a wood chipper. Ha. No. There's a difference between soft and weak.

SETH: When you decided to delete me. I would've been fine if you knew what you were doing, but you didn't so I'm kinda salty about it. Well if that's the case then maybe it's better if you don't remember me.

CASS: Dats crazy yo. The wood chipper sounds way groser than the hand tho. Like I could deal with that I think. LOL are you shading your own brother? That's hilarious.

CASS: I never know what I'm doing but you can totally be salty. I probs would if the roles were reversed. ?? WAIT WHY? I just meant bc I'll be too fucked up to remember anything in Mexico. But I wanna remember you. It's weird not remembering you but still feeling like I know you...

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SETH: Why don't l you just ask Rose to get rid of that memory for you? Then you wouldn't have to worry about any of that. I feel like I could handle it. I've seen my fair share of crime scenes, so I'm sure I'd be fine. I think she might be good for now. She seems like somewhat of a new person.

SETH: I highly doubt it was the weed, and more just you being a brat. But I'll see what I can do whenever I see you next.

CASS: Nah. I'm good. Rose has helped me out way too much. Congrats on being tougher than me, then. Have you ever seen someone make a fucking mural out of blood and guts? Like hot damn I love art but that's just some other level shit and I am not into it. Your sister was there too and she didn't seem to fuckin flinch so maybe your whole family is just way too fucking badass for me. Except Cinna. He's soft. Mhm. Sure. If you say so.

CASS: ?? when have I EVER been a brat? I'm the least bratty person in the entire universe. kk cool. when's that going to be? I was thinking of going to Mexico this weekend and just staying forever and ever, but I'd probs be fine not remembering you in Mexico.

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SETH: It's not sad for you but it's sad for me, because I actually love criminal minds and I would love to have a look at one. I think you only re-kill her if she starts committing murders again. You don't have to cover your ass, she totally has a big mouth.

SETH: Yup and you still don't remember me. We should fix that.

CASS: Idk man I saw Dylan at one of her crime scenes and it was fucked up. I'm sure you could find it in my brain if you really wanted to but I don't think you should because I couldn't sleep and sometimes I still wake up screaming and I feel like I can't breathe. Not that I really need to breathe. And I'm screaming so I'm obviously breathing. But whatever. You're right. I'll just keep an eye on her energy for now.

CASS: Honestly I just blame it on the weed, I'm always forgetting things. Not usually entire people but there's a first time for everything. But if you wanna give it a go I guess you can get up in my brain.