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my how the tables turn

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❝  You wanna stay at the Cozy Cone, or what? Because if you do, you gotta be clean. Even here, in Hillbilly Hell, we have standards. ❞

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Yes, hello!

IF YOU’RE A FELLOW CARS FAN PLS REBLOG THIS SO I CAN FOLLOW YOU

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have yall realised that…lightning didnt even said “kachow” once in the movie. hes officially not a kid anymore. he learned so much about life. im-

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Y’ALL CAN’T TELL ME REPRESENTATION ISN’T IMPORTANT WHEN MY THEATER APPLAUDED WHEN CRUZ FRICKING FLIPPED OVER JACKSON STORM

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If you go back and re-watch the first Cars movie, Lighting’s attitude matches Jackson Storm’s to a “T”

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Jackson Storm must really be stealing Lightning’s thunder.

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Edgy son just wants love

Credit to: HooskyDawg @ Twitter

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AU in which Jackson Storm is the old champion competing against the new rookie sensation, Lightning McQueen

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Hello hello!

an open letter to the cars fandom

i have been complete trash for this franchise since i was 8 years old and i wasnt even aware that a fandom existed until now but its the best thing ive ever accidentally stumbled across while searching for trailers… long story short i am dead with excitement for cars 3 and need people to scream about it with, if thats you then please reblog this so i can follow you!! <3

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Jackson: hey

Lightning: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the competitive racing industry, and I’ve been involved in numerous international races, and I have won over 4 Piston Cups. I am a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics and I’m the top racer in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another loser. I will wipe you the fuck out with acceleration the likes of which has never been seen before on this track, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with beating me? Think again, fucker.

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Jackson: I think you heard me.

Me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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Lightning with D1 and Jackson with B9 ;)

THANK YOU

Jackson gave him a signed picture of himself that say “call me xoxo” but he’s a gay mess and forgot to actually put his phone number on it. How is he supposed to call you.

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He’s gay, you say? Well, then, have this. It’s a celebratory kiss after every race. A job well done!

Credit to: https://touch.pixiv.net/member.php?id=18270724

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