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On the role of Alfred, as understood by the JLA:

Robin!Dick: "It's pretty much Alfie that calls all the shots, sets my bed time and Batman's."

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Red Hood: "It's like a Charlie's angels situation."

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Red Robin, before going against League orders: "The boss? You mean like, Alfred? No I haven't asked him yet."

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Spoiler: "You really want to be late for the dinner? Alfred won't be happy."

Bruce: *closes computer* "We'll finish this up some other time."

JLA: *confused*

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Clark, after Bruce gets severely injured: "Oh God, Alfred’s going to kill me."

Hal: "Relax, what's he even going to do? You're bullet proof."

Clark, groaning and sitting down, head in hands: "That's not going to stop him."

Oliver: "Say the word, and I'll get you on an island not found on any map."

Hal: ???

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me when I'm normal about this man

AND BESTIES😤😤❗️❗️❗️❗️

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one of my favorite headcanons about Nico getting his ears pierced is that he totally idolized Thalia as well for the like .2 minutes they hung out in TTC cause he thought her style was cool. And Thalia, because she hated the Hunt at the time and was mildly pissed off at Bianca for joining them and knew Nico was as well, and also partially to distract him for a bit so he'd leave everyone alone, went "Hey kid wanna see something cool?" and just pierced his ears for him.

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I got very loudly deadnamed and misgendered multiple times at the doctors office today. This new receptionist ignored the preferred name on my profile to deadname and misgender me loudly, louder than she talked about anyone else in the waiting room. My birth certificate says "F" nex to sex, my medical documentation reflects this, and I was still deadnamed and misgendered.

And the saving grace was a woman and her child. I wear cat-ears and the child too young to speak loved them, and kept pointing and looking at me. I'm assuming her mother kept saying "yeah, she's wearing cat-ears", "yeah, that woman has cute cat-ears", and the like. Her child was enamoured with them, and that woman didn't misgender me once. And each time my very obviously masculine deadname name came up, she looked upset at the receptionist, but not once did she give me a bad look.

It doesn't have to be much. You don't need to be a knight in shining armour, or in someones face. Simply a quiet refusal to play along with someone elses bullshit is enough. It was enough to turn a trying and tiring moment into something that put a smile on my face and joy back into my life. It wasn't a lot but it mattered to me.

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impulse is about to enter hell!

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Hello can I interest anyone in some hehe… in some tea? hehehe

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I need testosterone so I can grow a fuck ass mustache that everyone hates

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I'm almost me again, he's almost you

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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

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do you think if will had a southern accent hannibal would’ve railed him right then and there?

not to be horny on the horny website, but if Will had a southern accent Hannibal would purposely miss the g spot every other thrust just to hear Will curse him out. no homo.

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“Space tourism is finally common and you are returning from your first spacewalk. Your guide looks at you in disbelief as she realizes your suit was torn open the whole time”

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Back when my movie Animal Crackers was due to be released on Netflix, I got to meet with Nabisco/Mondelez about a partnership with their Barnum's Animal Crackers and I pitched them the idea of letting me paint the box cover for the cookies.

This is what I sent them.

For as long as I could remember... the animals on the box of Barnum's Animal Crackers were in cages.

And, from what I could find... it had been like that for nearly 100 years.

I never liked that. And I had hoped they would consider using my art where the animals were free and not in cages.

Well... they didn't use my art... BUT... they (with some prodding from PETA too) change their art to let the animals free eventually.

And we were SO close to having our film on the boxes too... they sent me this as a mock up

But Netflix didn't want it and that's the end of my story.

(I still would have loved to have had my painting on the box art, though)

Sending Big Hugs from the Hobbit Hole. ♥♥♥

Scott