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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

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drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

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Ladies love me for my whimsical swagger and ability to figure out sales tax without using my phone

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Lesbian week, shout out to lesbians

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A Cruel Angel’s Thesis intro:

The rest of the song:

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I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

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when the whole house got the autism

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DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.

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happy lesbian visibility week

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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

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"you're not aspec you're just confused" can't i be both

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Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out