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poke

you seem like you'd be chill getting poked

You made a wrong assumption, anon- I’m never chill. I’m in a constant state of fight or flight at all times, adrenaline coursing through my veins. And you chose a fightin’ day. You’d better watch out, anon, you just made yourself an enemy 🤺🤺🤺

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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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quick little owen doodle :D

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Something I have ALWAYS wanted to do was customise a Funko but I could never find the right ones. Well, today I looked at my ones packed away, looked at one and said— Momboo. So, here we are :D

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ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

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gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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I feel like in the rush of “throw out etiquette who cares what fork you use or who gets introduced first” we actually lost a lot of social scripts that the younger generations are floundering without.

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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

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a birthday collab with my incredible friend, @ricky-mortis ♡

he drew curt & the background colouring & i drew owen and background lineart :D

this collab was SO much fun to work on!! still a fun coincidence our birthdays are less than a week apart!

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one of my favourite characters from stex, i love the components so much!

he’s so much fun to draw!

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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

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I love when people Kudos my fic, because that means I get to stalk their AO3 profile and steal their bookmarks to read later >:]

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Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

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Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.

Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.

Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”

I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.

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Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.