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I know deja vu is supposed to just be the brain erroneously interpreting new events as memories but dawg I’ve been here before and nobody can tell me otherwise. I’m def time travelling. I’m different

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I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

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if you're going to rejoin tumblr you first must go through

the perfume department

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i do this to u

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socks

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Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

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i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

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Let Him Have The Sausages

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how dare u reblog my posts but not follow me

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Catching feelings is bullshit. I’m just eating french fries why i gotta think about kissing you? Fuck you

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when someone tags you in an ugly picture on facebook

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