kyleeiguess · 2 years ago
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I know deja vu is supposed to just be the brain erroneously interpreting new events as memories but dawg I’ve been here before and nobody can tell me otherwise. I’m def time travelling. I’m different
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kyleeiguess · 2 years ago
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I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands
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kyleeiguess · 2 years ago
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kyleeiguess · 2 years ago
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if you're going to rejoin tumblr you first must go through
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the perfume department
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kyleeiguess · 2 years ago
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i do this to u
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kyleeiguess · 7 years ago
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kyleeiguess · 7 years ago
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socks
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kyleeiguess · 7 years ago
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Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet
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kyleeiguess · 7 years ago
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i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real
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kyleeiguess · 7 years ago
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Let Him Have The Sausages
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kyleeiguess · 7 years ago
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how dare u reblog my posts but not follow me
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kyleeiguess · 7 years ago
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Catching feelings is bullshit. I’m just eating french fries why i gotta think about kissing you? Fuck you
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kyleeiguess · 7 years ago
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when someone tags you in an ugly picture on facebook
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