kyleeissilly

[kyleeissilly]

i got lotion on my shit I be stroking my shit I'm horny asf rn💪💯🔥‼️

[kyleeissilly]

so um..about that tara yummy fic u mentioned...

yes!! sorry ive been stuck in a state of depression a lil bit and havent had the motivation to do rlly anything especially write but ill def try to get some tara smut out if yall r interested!!

[kyleeissilly]

i would suck johnnie guilberts dick soooo good he would be put into cardiac arrest ok

[kyleeissilly]

this how johnnie looks waking up next to you after a long night of fucking you rough all night long 😇

[kyleeissilly]

hoh, love their videos sm (I'm mentally healthy again bc of them)

[kyleeissilly]

[kyleeissilly]

where da girls who always think abt sex and are horny all the time but anytime they’re given the opportunity they run away from it bc they scared

[kyleeissilly]

i need johnnie guilbert in my bed right fucking now

[kyleeissilly]

I 🩵 JOHNNIE GUILBERT

Can I get an amen?

[kyleeissilly]

𝒋𝒐𝒉𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒆 𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒕 𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝒂𝒍𝒑𝒉𝒂𝒃𝒆𝒕

𝒎𝒂𝒚𝒃𝒆 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒍 𝒔𝒎𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒚

sorry if this is shit i was high while writing this ngl..

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A- Aftercare

(what their like after sex)

Johnnies definitely tired after but will run u two a warm shower/bath and help you clean yourself up if your too tired.

wants to make sure u feel loved and cared for !!!

B-Body Parts

(Their favorite body part of their partners and of their own)

i feel like his fav body part of yours is your waist just because he can hold it and he can use it to pull you closer to him,

his fav body part of his is probably like his hands just because of how many photos he takes with his hands infront of his face

C-Cum

(anything to do with cum)

would rather finish inside of you but also rlly likes finishing on your stomach.

D-Dirty Secret

(self explanatory)

honestly is a little bit of a sub sometimes,

E-Experience

(how experienced are they?)

he rlly knows how to use his tongue and loves to eat you out. he knows hes good at it to..

F-Favorite position

(very self explanatory)

Definitely spooning. man loves cuddling in general so whats better than cuddling and sex?

G-Goofy

(Are they more goofy or serious during the act?)

will prob make lil jokes when its appropriate but other than that hes more serious.

H-Hair

(how well groomed? does the carpet match the drapes?)

he usually trims it a little just to make it look neat. and the carpet does not match the drapes since hes a natural blonde.

I-Intimacy

(how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

hes a little awkward the first time you guys did it but now hes definitely a romantic.

J-Jack off

(masturbation headcannon)

jerks off 2-4 times a week because he gets wayyy to nervous to ask and is afraid hes gonna make u uncomfy

K-Kink

(one or more of their kinks)

LOVESSSS to overstimulate you until ur begging him to stop,

neck kissing.... self explanatory..

L-Location

(where he likes to do it)

honestly doesnt like doing it in even semi-public places just because of the risk factor but rlly likes in the bedroom or kitchen sex..

M-Motivation

(what turns them on)

neck kissesss !!!! he LOVESSS them. you give even a SMALL peck on his neck and hes all over you.

N-No

(something he wont do)

degrading. like hes fine with the tame shit but he doesnt want to say something rlly rude to you or hurtful even if you want him to. it makes him feel like a douche.

Oral

(preference in giving or recieving, skill, etc)

hes mastered the art of eating you out. you dont even gotta say nun and hes already got ur legs over his shoulders. he wont deny a blowjob tho,

P-Pace

(how fast or slow they go during)

he will start off gentle to let you adjust to him but once hes about to finish hes definitely speeding up

Q-Quickie

(their opinion on quickies)

Not a big fan of it at all but wont say no. he wants to make sure you feel loved and you know that hes not just using u as a hookup.

R-Risk

(are they down to experiment and try new things? do they take risks when their horny?)

would be down to try new things with you depending on how extreme. he thinks trying new things with you creates a stronger relationship and helps figure out what the other person likes.

S-Stamina

(how many rounds can they go? how long do they last?)

he can go around 2-3 rounds before getting tired but either way he will always make sure you finish.

T-Toys

(do they own them? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

owns a fleshlight but thats it. If you wanted him to use toys on you he would definitely be willing to explore that interest with you.

U-Unfair

(do they tease? if so, how much?)

he doesnt tease you that much but if he wants to then he will.

V-Volume

(how loud are they? what sound do they make)

its mostly muffles grunts or whimpers but when hes close he gets louder.

W-Wild Card

(random headcannon)

loves going shopping with you and watching you try on clothes. also adores when you see something and immediately say smth like "youd look so good in this," to him.

X- X-Ray

(whats going on under their clothes?)

6.7 inches, neat, and slightly curved

Y-Yearning

(how high is their sex drive?)

2-3 times a week but will definitely do it more if you wanted it.

Z-Zzz

(how long does it take for them to fall asleep after?)

hes exhausted afterwards but needs to make sure your alright and comfortable before falling asleep with his arms wrapped around ur waist.

[kyleeissilly]

I FINALLY POSTED GO CHECK IT OUT

[kyleeissilly]

in another universe we ended up together

[kyleeissilly]

tara yummy is my girl crush

[kyleeissilly]

would u guys read some Tara yummy x fem reader with like aftercare idk js a thought 🙈🙈?

[kyleeissilly]

sorry, but did you delete some of your posts or am i getting the wrong account ?😭

yeah sorry, I deleted most of my posts as I came back from a break and wasn't satisfied with them. 😭😭 Also I have some Johnnie guilbert smut coming out guys so dw I'm feeding u guys soon!!

[kyleeissilly]

obsessing over men is my hobby

[kyleeissilly]

𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 !!

hello everyone, my name is kylee and this is my first post on here and uh i rlly hope u like it!! i will mainly be posting like snc, jake webber, johnnie guilbert, and tara yummy shit here. ill post fluff, angst, and smut!! leave me any requests and i will try to fufill them!! i am pan and go by any pronouns, also i have a lovely gf of 3 years named abigail <33. hope u guys aceept me on here as a new tumblr user!