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I think the best word to describe how he came out is... high. Extremely high for his first "trip" lmao

Mikey is so shockingly unsusceptible to cosmic horrors that he once had his brain literally fried by aliens and came out…mostly fine.

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Why hasn't anyone ever done the "our frontal lobe is what separates us from monkeys" but with Jeremy Fitzgerald yet

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Cutie Marks

Story animated by Luna

Has this idea in April and finally finished it today. I’m very proud how it came out.

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They would do this not just with 12!Mikey, but all 4 turtles. They have their theme song as their ringtones, remember? Just an entire episode where the minute one of their T-Phones goes off, one of the 87!Turts just thousand-yard stares at the camera for a single frame before continuing as normal-

When you assume your counterparts can’t see the four wall but you suddenly hear someone humming your theme song:

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A multiverse TMNT group chat would be full of the turtles pet-shaming their animals.

Klunk would probably be the first shamed. Likely with a “I made Master Splinter’s favorite walking cane my favorite scratching post.”

Ice cream kitty would be next with a “I like throwing ice-cream scoops when I don’t think I’m getting enough attention” sign that she is proudly displaying.

Chompy holds a singed sign that just says “I’m a little arsonist” while there is an active fire going on in the background that the 2012 Turtles are desperately trying to put out.

The mouser Rise Mikey was supposed to get in the third season had a “I chewed up and peed motor oil on Leo’s favorite onesies”

They have to pause for a little bit after someone *cough* *cough* 12!Mikey *cough* posts a photo of an pissy looking Slash with large sign slapped on his shell that just says “Stinky.”

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Give me more platonic affection.

Give me omega timeline residents approaching Asgores because they give the best hugs.

Give me Ink, learning about physical affection by observing people, having Blue explain the different ways people hold hands. Him tackling Top and Aster to the ground trying to figure out how hugs go.

Give me Dream who only cries when someone’s hugging him because it’s the only time he feels shielded enough to break.

Give me Nightmare and Error, who after years of working together, finally end their deals with a handshake.

Give me Blueberror who’s off button is any kind of physical affection.

Give me Core Frisk, still a child, clinging to people’s hands, holding a larger hand in both of theirs.

Givr me Nightmare falling asleep on a movie night and the rest of the gang can’t move because his tendrils lay on top of them like sleeping cats.

Give me Blue forcing his two semi-immortal friends into cuddle piles so they actually sleep for once.

Give me Fresh showing trust by letting people hold his head, so close to the eyesockets that hold his true form.

Give me Error and Geno readjusting to touch after the emptiness of their containments, telling the other that they’re there by knocking knees.

Give me Frisks in the omega timeline offering a shoulder to lean on for Charas, or anyone who asks.

Give me Underfell where the skelebros curl up around eachother to watch the other’s back, even in sleep.

Give me Outertales where handholding is common to make sure no one floats off into space.

Give me Gasters who use their many hands to give head pats to their sons/coworkers (Sans, Papyrus, and Alphys) as well as doing science work stuff.

Give me Nightmare who curls his tendrils on top of his subordinate’s heads like a strange pat on the back.

Give me Horror who will simply pick his teammates up and hold them like the wet cats they are.

Give me Cross who’s so unused to any physical affection he freezes up, and Killer using this to his advantage by grabbing his hand to distract him from the cow nearby or to get him to stop training for a bit.

Give me Nightmare laying a tendril over Dream’s shoulder to remind himself that his twin is there, and they aren’t fighting anymore.

Give me Dusts that will curl up on top of people like a cat.

Give me Inks who give surprise hugs to his friends.

Give me Errors who wrap his strings around people to give them hugs.

Give me Horror Papyrus becoming the center of hug piles in Nightmare’s gang because the boys miss their brothers a lot, and he’s the closest they’ll get with the gang’s reputation.

Give me Killer, just met Nightmare, and the baby goop clings to him while they explore the multiverse.

Give me Ink and Error pulling eachother along by the scarfs.

Give me Dancetale where duo dances end with a hug (or high five if too sweaty for a hug)

Give me Fell Papyrus holding Fell Sans’s hand out and about, using the excuse of making sure Sans doesn’t wander off when asked.

Give me post-truce spontaneous skeleton cuddle piles.

Give me Killer randomly tackling his teammates.

Give me Ink being so physically affectionate people think he’s flirting (he’s not).

Give me Papyrus calling Sans a cat while he curls up on his shoulder.

Give me Sans holding Geno’s hand carefully when things get a bit too much after his time of the Save Screen.

Give me careful fingers tracing the edges of Papyrus’s rarely-seen hands.

Give me Dust trying, and failing, to touch his Papyrus.

Give me Passive Nightmare’s ghost curling up around Dream’s shoulders like a purple boa, hugging him around the neck when things get rough.

Give me the gang curling up on Nightmare’s tendrils when he’s not paying attention.

Give me Dream learning about the different meanings behind touch after he breaks out of stone.

Give me Gaster’s who are almost too scared to embrace Sans and Papyrus incase getting out of the void was a dream, and Papyrus accidentally sending him to the floor with his enthusiastic hug.

Give me Undyines randomly carrying their Alphys around.

Give me Frisks who press their forehead onto people (Sans’s back, Papyrus’s thigh, Toriel and Asgore’s arm, Alphy’s side, Undyne hip) and lean on them.

Give me Frisks who randomly lean on people, almost falling over because Chara is a ghost and incapable of being my leaned on.

Give me Dust laying his head on Killer’s lap when Killer gets twitchy, because what’s he gonna do, move Dust?

Give me Error who’s glitching feels kinda like a massage, holding his hands to Nightmare’s back, Horror’s skull, or Geno’s wherever when they get pain.

Give me Ink who uses hand holding like a recalibration test after he goes blank.

Give me hand holding and head pats and hugs and cuddle piles.

Givemegivemegivemegivemegivemegiveme

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someone explain to me why Uranus and Neptune apparently hiding oceans beneath their atmospheres and Io's volcanoes not being fed by a molten mantle are apparently new discoveries? We've known the ice giants have had gassy atmospheres and liquid mantles, and that Io's constant volcanism is due to Jupiter, Ganymede, and Europa constantly pulling and squeezing Io with their combined gravities for decades at this point why is this breaking news to people

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I work as a teacher's assistant and one of the kids was handing out valentines that said "you're the opposite of mid", which is very sweet and very funny

what's even funnier is when I was telling my friend about it over vc and she thought I said "you're the DEFINITION of mid"

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Uh, I might have gotten to hyper focussed on The dark Side of the Moon lol

Anyways enjoy, this is the longest fanfic I’ve written! Very fun :D

The Dark side of the moon had always been something to be hidden like he was a disgrace among men, never worth the slightest whisper of his name beside the venomous words of Luna when he even bothered being awake during Luna's few break from watching over Earth, when their body became tired after slaving away to make sure their orbit was intact and Earth's tilt was just right, he wasn't worth having a name of his very own or even an identity beside “Luna's dark side” always destined to face away from their planet until the very end.

He would never get to share the joy that sparks in the their core as Luna watches over Earth’s inhabitants go about their day, he'd never get to feel the love they Earthlings so willingly give back to their moon for watching over them all those years, thanking the Moon full heartily for stabilizing their seas and for keeping them safe as they dance under the moon filled sky, many Earthlings have loved Luna for billions of years and well continue loving him for billions more, while Earth and him never get the same respect, Earth can keep Luna (for the most part anyways) in the dark of the Earthlings true, statistic nature, but it's him who has to hear Earth's soft whimpers long after Luna has fallen asleep, all while not being able to do a dame thing about it.

He can only slowly orbit as he listen to their planet weep and cry in pain after so many years of abuse, Earth's illusion of grander and endless self-worth being stripped away as soon as the others rest, when there's no one left to judge him for his tears as they could never understand the sharp, piercing pain Earth feels on a never ending basis, his body becoming numb to the pain as the wars continue on and as his very own materials being use to rip apart his surface pice by pice from the selfish men thinking of their own wellbeing instead of the Earthling they so mercilessly killed.

No other planet could begin to understand how it feels, not even Mars who had an Earthling base be set up on his surface, as it's only one compared to billions.

And none of them knew how it felt to be nothing more then a secret side of someone else, forced to watch as other's live the life you always wanted, to be loved and cherish by few but with their love being stronger then hundreds others, being able to feel their planets arms around you, as you rest on their chest, his soft voice lolling you into deep sleep, with no care in the world other then the vibration you feel as they speak to quietly into the night.

Instead he was delegated to being a bystanders in his own body, forced to listen as Earth kisses Luna's face and whispers how much he loves his 'only' moon, being completely unaware of another just waiting to be heard, as he scream for anyone to notice him just for once! Is that really so much to ask for? He just wants to be hear, just wants to be loved much like Luna is, as said moon begin to make friends other than Earth, he wishes for nothing more then to be able to experience the same life as Luna has, as he gets to talk with the other moons and joke around with the rocky planet or when their surface burns, hot at Earth’s teasing Luna about his 'small' crush on Titan, he wishes more than anything to experience the same things! To go through the small yet meaningful experience of being alive, being able to live instead of being trapped in a body he barely even consider his own, he wishes to be something more then a shadow in someone else's life forever delegated to be hidden away, never to be seen by anyone.

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It was like any other night as he drifted slowly around Earth, looking up at shining stars, littering the sky around them, it was probably the only benefits of being awake, instead of trapped in Luna's mind, he could watch them for hours on end, never getting bored of the same old sight, it was truly beautiful after seeing nothingness for so many orbits, up until Luna decided to give up control again, and he was grateful for any change he gets even if it’s mostly for his other side's benefit. He didn't care, as long as he got to see the stars again.

"Luna? Are you still up?" Their planet asked as he looked up at them, rubbing gently at his eyes. He could feel their body grow tense as he felt Earth's eyes stay focused on them, never looking away even for a second.

"I know you're awake Luna, there's no point in pretending you're not." Earth continues letting out a small huff of air as his natural satellite remains silent.

His throat grew tight as panic set in, their planet had never noticed him move during the night before, why now?! Was the change in tides that noticeable as he went off their usual path? "Ugh! Luna, come on! Why are you ignoring me?!" The worry begin to turn into frustrated as the moon refused to answer him, his voice growing louder as he spoke, he could feel the Earth moving closer to them, his core ached with worry, Earth was never meant to find out about him, Luna made sure of that and would be furious if his secret got out, he needed to wake Luna up and fast! But before he could, a warm hand grab harshly onto his arm, unintentionally burning him after so many years of no celestial contact, "please Luna just talk to me! It's fine if you're upset! But we both promise to tell each other our issues instead of bottling them up!" He could hear the desperation in their planet's voice as the moon remained quiet, only after touching 'Luna' could Earth feel the moon's body begin to shake as fear developed his core, he didn't know what to do! What could he do? Luna wasn't waking up and their planet wouldn't let them escape now.

"..."

Silence filled the air as neither spoke, Earth's grip only grew tighter as worry over took any anger he might have had, a quite "Luna?" Escaped his lips, barely audible in the cold night sky, there was no other sound around them beside the soft snores of Mars near by, "are you okay?" He finished, his planet's voice was soft and loving, like nothing he had ever done heard before, at lest not directed at him, his body only shook more as emotion started to swell in his stomach, bagging to be free but instead coming out as small tears dripping down his face, unsure how to act after so long of being relegated into the shadows. "Oh MY GOD, LUNA!" Earth shouted barely being able to catch the small moon before his knees gave out completely, slowly lowering both of them to the floor as Earth hugged the celestial being as it cries rippled through it's body holding tightly onto his planet's hoodie as his tears wet the soft fabric "shh it's okay, everything is going to be okay" Earth now whispered gently in his ear, tucking their silver hair behind it as he did, the planet's other hand rubbing the small circles onto his back, trying desperately to calm the small moon now holding onto him for dear life.

“I-I-I'm not L-Luna!" The small moon cried out digging his face deeper into the planet's hoodie, he could feel Earth's hands stop its rubbing motion and his breathing growing thin against his ear as he pulled away. He could only let out another loud cry as he feared for what's to come, why did he have to say anything? He could have just stayed quiet and let the Earth sing him to sleep just like he heard their planet do too Luna all those times before!

"Uhhh, w-what?" He could hear the confusion in Earth's voice as he spoke. Feeling the tears wetting his hoodie from the small Moon crying harder into his chest, their fingers griping harshly onto the fabric still refusing to let go, Earth cleared his throat with a cough before he tried speaking again "what do you mean? Bring his other hand originally in his hair down to wrap the small moon into a warm hug, he couldn’t help but lean into it no matter how overstimulated it was for him.

"I-I- " the small moon began before a small hiccup interrupted him "I...I-I'm n-no-not Lu-na" his voice was rough after so many years of not speaking to anyone but Luna, making his vocal cords striated and hard to use. "I-I'm h-h-is d-da-ark s-side" even after he finish Earth didn't push him away like he had feared, didn't yell and scream at him like Luna made him believe after so many years to listening to Luna's mind making up every possible out come of Earth finding out about him. Instead the habitual planet arm tighten around him, letting him cry into his chest as he resumed rubbing small circles into his back.

Earth didn't let the silence continue for long before as countless questions began to pop up in his mind "If you're Luna's dark side how come I never heard of you before" their planet asked trying to keep his voice a levelled and quiet as possible as to not scare the small moon again, "how come this is the first time I've meet you?"

"Be-because L-lu-Luna didn't want you too, neither of us did..." he answered, his voice thick as he spoke, turning his head slightly to breath in the cold space 'air' filling his lungs with the fresh air, his brain relax as he stoped suffocating himself with Earth's hoodie.

Earth's brows lowered as he looked down on the small satellite in his lap, listening to their soft breath as they start to calm down, "Why didn't you want to meet me?" He asked, letting the small moon take their time to answer as he continued to rub his back gently.

"Luna didn't want you to hate us for being wired, because we sheared a body, he didn't want me to scare you by randomly showing up one day" his mouth felt dry as he spoke, his voice wavering as he finished, he could feel Earth's warm hands move gently to underneath his chin as he lifted his head to look straight into the moon's eyes.

"Oh, Moonlight, I could never hate you, either of you!" Earth said his eyes were soft and loving just like his voice, making the smaller's core melt like sweet honey in hot tea, as their planet's hands move again to cup either side of the moon's face wiping away any remaining tears off his cheeks, "And how could I ever be scared of such a cute face!" Earth's caring voice made him want to cry all over again as relief floods to his core, all the guilt and hatred he felt being lifted off his shoulders, shoving his face into Earth hoodie, before small tears escaped his closed eyes as HIS planet returned to rub his back gently as the shock of the moon's sudden movement wore off, instead Earth quietly hummed to his satellite, a smile etched into his face, as he looked up at the stars above them, his mind wondering as he thought about his moons, "do you have a name? Earth asked before he was able to stop himself "like Luna" he continued his core aches at the moon freezing in his arms.

A quiet "No." was his only answer as the moon fingers traced down the planet's hoodie, enjoying the soft fabric against his skin and the short distraction from the sinking feeling settling in his stomach, he never like thinking about his lack of a name.

“Would you like one?" Earth asked his voice filled with sorrow, as he tried to comfort the small moon in his arms.

“Y-y-you'd do that for me!" His eyes sparkled in the sun's light looking up at the planet, his hands gripping onto hoodie.

“Of course! but now to find the perfect name…" Earth said, his face became neutral as he lend back making the moon prop himself up on his arms, as Earth let his head fall back in deep thought, letting out a small hum, his mind wonder over all the name the Earthlings have called his little moons over the billions of years they've roamed his surface, but none stuck out as he mouthed each one, until he remembered the perfect choice, the Ancient Greek equivalent of Luna's own name, meaning Light, brightness and gleam and while the small moon doesn't shine in the Earthling sky like Luna dose, he eyes sure as hell do! almost bright then the stars around them.

“I got it!” The small moon's face lit up as Earth spoke hanging on every word that comes out of him mouth, "you shall be called Selene! A name only for the most worthy of Moon!" Earth boated dramatically his head up into the air, crossing one arm around his chest and another resting onto Selene's shoulder almost like he was crowning the moon with a highly esteemed title (and it was in Selene's mind at lest) only stoping his dramatic performance as a poorly muffled laugh filed the air from the small moon, a smile evident in his face, Selene looked away after meeting the planet’s gazes, slightly embarrassed by Earth seeing them laugh so openly, his core never felt so full…

Earth couldn’t help the small smile from reaching own face, he never knew just how much of himself was missing before he met Selene, any upset he felt at the two moons for hiding Selene for so long, were almost forgiven the moment he saw the moon’s face light up with joy as he laughed at Earth’s performance, probably the first time in a very long time (Earth’s core ached at the thought but that was a issue for another Lunar orbit) instead he kept quiet enjoying the moon’s presence before his impulse kicked in, leaning down to press a soft kiss onto Selene’s forehead making the moon freeze in place, Earth wrapped his arms around the moon, pulling him close as Selene melted into his chest, a world wind of a day began to eat away at his remaining energy, slowly getting lolled to sleep as he felt Earth chest softly rise and fall, the planet running his fingers throw Selene’s hair, said moon let his eyes close, drifting off into a dreamless sleep.

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hi random ten hour drawing of neptune

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(I made Raggedy Andy fanfiction.)

Summary: Raggedy Andy makes a new cowboy friend from California

Warning: None

Tags: Raggedy Andy & OC platonic, Raggedy Andy centric

Raggedy Andy Makes A Friend

Raggedy Andy lays on the ground as Marcella plays with the twin penny dolls.

“We should dance and sing our favorite song!” Marcella said while impersonating the left penny doll. Marcella giggles and picks up Raggedy Andy from the ground finally.

“Yes! I love singing! In case you lovely ladies didn't know I have a lovely voice!” Marcella said while trying to make her voice deep and raspy as she impersonates her beloved rag doll Raggedy Andy. Raggedy Andy's smile widens slightly due to the way Marcella lovingly holds and plays with him. He wouldn't admit it but he loves it when Marcella would play and toss him around.

Marcella then shoves Raggedy Andy to the ground and started shaking him slightly making him look like he's dancing or what seemed to be dancing. Andy doesn't care how stupid he probably looked right now because he is happy to be loved by his dear friend Marcella so much.

“Sunshine lollipops and rainbows! Everything is wonderful is what I feel when we're together!” Marcella sings the song Sunshine Lollipops pretending that it was Andy and the twin penny dolls singing the song. Marcella would occasionally mess up the lyrics or slur her words together but Andy didn't care, he was having so much fun and if he wasn't pretending to be an inanimate object he would be in a giggling fit just by how happy he was.

But all good things must come to an end when suddenly from downstairs Marcella's mother shouted out to her beloved daughter “Marcella come down stairs! Your friend Maria is here from her vacation in California!” Marcella immediately dropped the toys on the ground as she jolts up and squeals in excitement as she rushes towards the door and turns to the toys “Raggedy Ann you're in charge!” she hurriedly says as she quickly go down the stairs, carelessly leaving the door to her room slightly opened.

After a few seconds of silence, once the toys realized that Marcella was fully gone from earshot the playroom erupted into life as all the toys started to move and talk amongst themselves.

“Oh Andy that looked so fun! Dancing and singing!” Andy's older sister Raggedy Ann said as she twirls and skip around Andy.

“Oh that boring girl stuff? I hated it! I wanted to do something more manly like playing ball!” Andy said as he crossed his arms turning away from his sister but in reality he genuinely enjoyed singing and dancing with Marcella and maybe the twin dolls if he became crazy.

Raggedy Ann would roll her eyes but she is too kind for that so instead she playfully punches Raggedy Andy on the shoulder “Oh Andrew you're just terrible” Ann giggled. Andy's painted on blush became redder as Andy lowers his hat on his head “Annie I told you to not call me that” Andy said slightly embarrassed. Ann only giggled more.

“Oh Raggedy Andy, Oh Raggedy Andy, Why so red? Your sister Ann was just teasing, so just be happy instead! Whoa Oh!” The twin penny dolls sing together as they do a little dance around the two rag dolls. Andy didn't hate the twins but if they fell from a two story building and landed on trash he would smile.

“Anyways have you heard what Marcella's mom said? Maria is back from California! I can't wait to see her again! I wonder if she got new toys with her from the trip to California?” Raggedy Ann cheerfully said as she imagines all the new friends they'll make. Raggedy Andy wasn't a big fan on new dolls especially if they're girl dolls.

Raggedy Andy remembered Maria's toys when her and Marcella were playing together. Maria's toys were nice and there were a few boys but it was mostly girls and Andy unfortunately didn't quite become friends per se with the other boy dolls as it seems the other boys were too busy hanging out with their lady friends or impressing them to be bothered to play rough and tough.

Andy simply looked at Ann and said “If she brings a new doll it better not be a girl.” Ann simply smiled and looked at Andy as she places both of her hands on her hips “Andrew!” Andy looked at her with an overdramatic sigh “Oh Raggedy Ann! Raggedy Ann! I love you! But ever since Babette came I dread the thought of a new dolly from overseas!” Raggedy Andy says with a french accent as he sighs dramatically and leans over towards Raggedy Ann, he is clearly impersonating and slightly mocking the way that Babette is so dramatic with her commentary. Raggedy Ann caught on and simply pinches Andy's cheeks “Oh Andrew you-“

But before Raggedy Ann finished her sentence Grandpa shouted to the other toys “Everyone back to your places! Marcella's coming!” And as soon as Grandpa said that all of the other toys stopped talking and rushed back to where they have been when Marcella left the room.

Marcella entered the playroom with pure childish delight on her face and she looks at all her toys as if they were real people and said “Everyone you guys remember Maria? Well, she is going to play with us in my backyard! Don't worry Babette we'll be extra careful to not get you dirty!” Marcella turned to her french doll Babette from Paris. Babette felt relieved to hear that from Marcella. If only Raggedy Andy wasn't pretending to be an inanimate object because if he wasn't he would be rolling his eyes.

“And also Maria said that she got a new toy from California! She said it was an old toy from her uncle!” Marcella cheerfully explained to her beloved toys. Even though the toys stay still and their expressions were unwavering there was a mutual feeling amongst the toys and that feeling was excitement, curiosity, and nervousness. And Raggedy Andy had those feelings amplified “A dolly from California and it was owned by a man? I hope I can make a boy friend!” Andy innocently thought inside his sweet little cotton head as his candy heart beats from excitement.

Marcella brought all of her toys out onto the backyard. The last time Raggedy Andy saw the backyard it was wet and dirty but the season is spring so the sun kisses the ground with its lovely light causing Marcella's flowers to bloom and the grass was the perfect and healthy shade of green. In the middle of the backyard is a giant clothe and sitting on this clothe is Maria. Maria is wearing a simple green dress and a sun hat and she is surrounded by her many toys that she brought to this playdate.

The dolls are what you expected from an eight year old girl. A bunch of barbie dolls and some plushies. The many barbie dolls were wearing old fashioned early seventies clothing. There are many different animal plushies and one toy that stood out from the rest was an wooden doll that is dressed as a cowboy. Marcella's toys has never seen the cowboy before, maybe this is Maria's new toy.

Raggedy Andy felt delighted to see a boy doll and he looked like a friendly fella. But he can't introduce himself because Marcella and Maria is here. Marcella gave Maria a big hug and they both giggled all giddily, Raggedy Andy felt like an invisible being hugged him when he saw Marcella smile. His smile became slightly wider and thankfully no one noticed… Well, except his sister Raggedy Ann but she wouldn't say anything.

“Is that cowboy the new toy?” Marcella asked with child wonder. Maria picked up the wooden cowboy doll. It was similar like the twin pennies in the way he moved but he was fully clothed in a cowboy outfit and he had a cowboy hat. His hair and facial features were painted on such as his facial hair.

Maria moved the cowboy and made him take off his hat and bow at Marcella “Hello partner, me name be Shirff” Maria said impersonating the cowboy who we just learned is named Shirff. Marcella giggled “Shirff? Like Sheriff?” Marcella asked Maria. Maria's eyes widened as if she just figured something out “Oh! So thats why his name is Shirff! My uncle is a genius!” Maria laughed as she finally understood the name.

While Raggedy Andy is loving the sight of Marcella having fun he is kinda bored and wants to be played with. Raggedy Andy was sitting on the picnic blanket with all the other toys so to get Marcella's attention he simply flopped on the blanket face first causing Marcella to turn her attention to Raggedy Andy. Marcella picked up Raggedy Andy and had a confused look on her face.

“Andy what are you doing silly?” Marcella giggled as she hugs and squeezes Raggedy Andy tight. Raggedy Andy wanted so bad to hug her back but he knew that he couldn't so instead he just stayed in that position and he stared at Shirff. Marcella placed Raggedy Andy on the ground and made his hand do a wave towards Shirff “Hello, my name is Raggedy Andy! I'm an happy go lucky rag dolly with a little candy heart!” Marcella said while doing her Andy Voice(tm) which caused Raggedy Andy to cringe inside.

Maria picked up Shirff and they both started to make Raggedy Andy and Shirff have a little conversation except its just Marcella and Maria pretending to be the two dollies instead of the actual dolls having a conversation.

“Wow! Is it true you wrestled a big scary Alligator mr. Shirff?”

“Uh-huh! But me and the Alligator became friends at the end!”

“Yippee! I wish I have an Alligator-“

Before the two girls could continue playing Marcella's Mother called for both of them to go back inside the house to eat some fish and chips. The girls were slightly disappointed that playtime was paused but they really wanted some fish and chips so they didn't mind too much and they both got up and started walking towards the backdoor leading inside the house. Marcella and Maria before going inside the house turned to their toys. Marcella looked at Raggedy Ann and said “Raggedy Ann you're in charge.” Maria then said to one of her pink teddy bear plushy “Cotton help Ann watch over the others okay?” And with that the two girls went inside.

The toys laid on the picnic blanket unmoving for a few seconds and when the toys were sure that the girls were gone the toys stretched and began talking amongst each other. Raggedy Ann searched for her brother Raggedy Andy and she found him laying on the grass staring at the sky “What are you doing Andy?” She asked suddenly and that made Andy snap out from his trance.

“It's nothing just staring at clouds”

“…”

“Okay! Fine! Ugh! You always know what to say huh?”

Raggedy Andy looked at Raggedy Ann and motioned her to follow him, she agreed and followed Andy to a place away from earshot for the other toys “I want to be friends with Shirff but I'm not sure Annie” Andy quietly said to his sister. Ann looked at Andy confused “If you want to be friends with him just go and talk to him!” Ann said trying to give her little brother some words of encouragement.

Andy took a deep breath (Even though he didn't need to breath) and started making his way towards Shirff. When Andy finally found Shirff he saw that he was having a conversation with Maxi Fixit. Andy finally had the courage to talk to Shirff and introduce himself properly “Hey there.” Andy said with a tiny voice crack. Andy blushed in embarrassment at his own voice crack.

Shirff made a low chuckle and outstretched his hand urging Andy to shake it and obviously Andy shook it. Shirff looked at Andy and said with a southern accent “I like yer voice, it has a rasp like me ol' owner” Andy simply smiled at that compliment “I like the red circles on your face” Andy said awkwardly as he points at Shirff's painted on blush. Andy turns his head around to see his sister for support however Ann seemed to be trying to pretend she doesn't know who he is.

Shirff smiled at the compliment and said to Andy “Maxi over here tol' me all 'bout ye” Andy turned to Maxi Fixit with a strained smile “He did?” Maxi Fixit simply patted Andy on the back with a warm fatherly smile on his face “Don't worry Andy it was all good things.” He said reassuringly.

“He told me that you always wanted to play rough and tough with other boy toys aight?” Shirff said again very charismatic individual. Andy smiled wide and started showing off his awesome and incredibly swollen muscles!!! Wow!!! He's bulking with absolute mass of a man! Wowowoow! No but seriously when Andy started flexing his muscles nothing changed “Well of course! This strong, tough, and terrific boy loves playing manly games such as but not limited to playing soccer, football, cowboy, and pirates.” Andy said with a prideful smile.

Shirff simply smiled and walked his way towards Andy and took off his hat and placed it atop of Andy's own hat “Well, playin' cowboy ain’t soundin' too bad partner. How 'bout we play that?” Shirff said with a warm smile. Andy had a dopey smile on his face as he finally had an actual boy friend to play with!

Raggedy Andy and Shirff spent the time playing as cowboys. Raggedy Andy wanted to use a southern accent but he was afraid that it would offend Shirff. Shirff noticed and decided to make his southern accent thicker to encourage Andy to play along and use an accent as well.

Raggedy Andy was so used to playing cowboys with his sister that whenever he thought he was too rough he would get all soft and apologize profusely but Shirff would always reassure him that he liked playing and being all rough housing with the boys. Andy felt really glad that he could finally have fun and play with another boys toy.

The two boys were having so much fun and eventually the cowboy game they played slowly turned into cowboy pirates then it just turned into pirates that liked playing football then they both just straight up just played football. It was so much fun so when Grandpa announced that Marcella and Maria were coming back from their snack break it kinda disappointed the two boys who thought that the fun just got started. All the toys immediately knew the drill and started scrambling back to where their positions were and became inanimate.

Luckily for Raggedy Andy and Shirff, Marcella and Maria left them basically right next to each other when they left because they were the toys they played with before they left. Marcella and Maria returned and started examining the toys “I hope we didn’t leave our friends out on the sun too long. What if Babette got sunburned?!” Marcella said as she picked up Babette and started rocking her like a baby. Raggedy Andy wanted so bad to roll his eyes when she said that.

Marcella and Maria kept playing in the backyard with the toys until it became afternoon and Maria had to go back home.

“I will miss you Maria” Marcella said as she hugged her dear friend tight, “Do not worry Marcella, I will try to play with you every once a week!” Maria said as the two girls finally let go of each other’s embrace. Raggedy Andy discreetly stared at Shirff with a sad look in his eyes. Shirff noticed and gave Andy a quick wink.

Andy will surely miss his dear friend however that wink made his smile curve up a bit more as he realized that the thought he had was stupid because after all he and Shirff will see each other every once a week. And as Maria picks up her toys with the help of Marcella they went out to the front porch to wait for her father to pick her up in their car.

When Maria's father finally arrived Maria placed all her toys inside the car as they begin to drive off to their home. Marcella then took all of her own toys back to the playroom and when she was about to say something her mother called from down stairs “Marcella dinner is ready!” And as Marcella hears that she went to the door and closed it behind her as she leaves the room.

When the toys were sure that Marcella was truly gone they started to move around and make some small talk with each other about the day and the toys they got to hang around with. Raggedy Andy felt lonely without Shirff to play with so he went to search for his sister. When Raggedy Andy found her she was with Babette talking about some boring girl stuff probably.

Andy didn't try to insert himself into the conversation they were having but instead just stood there next to Ann and rested his head on her shoulder. Ann noticed this and smiled as she gave her little brother a quick kiss at the forehead and then continued to have a conversation with Babette.

Raggedy Andy stood there with a small smile on his face as he closes his eyes and thinks about the new friend he made. He was glad that he got to actually be friends with another boys toy. Moreover, Shirff was really nice and he had quite interesting stories he would tell Andy about Florida and California. He especially liked the story about the alligators. Andy cannot wait to play with Shirff again because despite all those old faces he finally made a new friend.

End :)

[kyliecatqueen]

there wasn't any decision making, dream-him just walked up to a fridge, opened it, pissed in it, and then woke up

my bf just told me about a dream he had where he pissed in a fridge

[kyliecatqueen]

my bf just told me about a dream he had where he pissed in a fridge

[kyliecatqueen]

smol update for the first of the year! (The baby is FED!)

also yeah sorry but If I was MK I would also give father supremacy to Pigsy bc my italian ass will always go with the one giving me the best food first.Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV/ FIRST /Next part is coming on January 5th, 1PMET (it's my brother birthday and I wanna spend time with him)

[kyliecatqueen]

Screenshotting this entire post and sending it to my Sonic-loving bf this is amazing lmao

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