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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 2 POLL 13
PROPAGANDA:
[Optimus Prime]
"IDK man, I just can't have him not submitted. He's got hips and a waist. He's got homoerotic tension with his nemesis who used to be his greatest friend, if that's anything."
"You go listen to some clips from this show and tell me he wouldn't be an excellent mother. He is a very caring and compassionate person who will also wreck a bitch if they try to touch his kids. I want this giant several million year old robot alien war veteran to settle down with me and not have to fight anymore. Let him rest and also bear me many giant robot children. Optimus please just one chance please I could make you so happy."
"He’s literally made for it. Do you know how many fics/posts I have seen about him getting pregnant (mostly by Megatron) it’s insane. Can we all imagine every single version of him pregnant? Let’s hold hands and manifest this."
"The Matrix of Leadership was originally introduced as a way for Cybertronians to be “born” in the Marvel Transformers Comics and it was even called the Matrix because in latin it means “womb.” Optimus, as leader of the Autobots, is the one with the Matrix inside him and therefore is the only guy that can currently get pregnant. And I WILL be getting him pregnant."
"Cause he's so bbg. 😘"
[Light]
"Because he'd hate it and he needs to be miserable; can't abort the baby because that's killing the baby and Kira would do that."
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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 2 POLL 23
PROPAGANDA:
[L]
"I mean fucking look at him."
"Submissive and breedable. It would fix him and make him worse. Look at him he needs a baby in him!!!!!"
"He is absolutely not the maternal type and this is exactly why we need to get him pregnant right away. Also. Lmao I know there's debate about the subject on whether a Death Note could kill a pregnant person (due to rules about a minimum age for the target and that the death of one person can't happen if it'll directly cause the death of another), because it'd depend on whether a Death Note recognizes a fetus as a person or not and if it has a soul but can u imagine L getting knocked up just to test this? See if it works as a safeguard against Kira? Light would be so fucking mad if it did lmao."
"He would be the first transmasc absent father. He would be the first cis man to get pregnant. He would also be a horrible mother/father/parent figure, because he would send his newborns to his Genius Babies Orphanage right away — I mean, where do you think this orphanage gets all these kids?"
[Soundwave]
"He already has some 5+ children that he stores and carries around in his chest, pregnancy is simply the most natural evolution of that. <3 [Bonus] Earthspark Soundwave isn't the guy described in the propaganda, but I'm willing to bet that he's the only guy in the poll who had a miscarriage lmao."
"His old kid exploded in his chest gotta put a new one in there."
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💥🔫 Guns for Swords ⚔️✨
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this was made back in February, first time properly drawing a transformer (beyond sketch studies) but it’s still super cute I love Bulky and Miko sooo much WAHHHHH!!
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The family 🤧 every time I think about all of the collectively they just make me think of matryoshka dolls 🪆! I thought it was very cute, imagining opening a Soundwave to a small Ravage to a smaller Rumble/Frenzy to a smaller Laserbeak/Buzzsaw to a smallest Ratbat… they are very precious to me…
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From a @/spoon888 fanfic “The Doctor Is In” that I’m a little bit obsessed with
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Arcee commission for @thisisfrenchhouse ! 💗💞
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The universe’s greatest magician✨🐰🪄
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