At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
Y鈥檈ver read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?
how often do u think the batfam give random ass citizens a heartattack. like.
pov ur a teenager walking out after an argument with your parents and you turn a random corner and fucking red hood is stood over you, arms folded, and you just have to think "was he just... waiting????"
pov you're just doing a walk home in the dark and you try to look up at the moon and see two random ass figures throwing each other around on a rooftop (this is playful #bro fighting) and all of a sudden one of them falls off. you just hear "I'M OKAY! I'M OKAY!"
how do you deal with it????? like what do you do??? what do you say??? do you just??? stare??? i assume they probably just stare. i would.
albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they鈥檙e the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric