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Who are the options?

But who’s sassier? This is a life or death question.

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No, that's not it at all.

I thought it was because i’m sassy.

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This is why I love you.

I know, I know.

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You’re such a true friend.

Yes, Ashton, I have a vanilla one.

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Okay, but are they vanilla?

Well why didn’t you just say you needed air freshener or a candle? I have plenty of both!

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Everyone knows you're the cutest. I love you more than I love everyone I know combined. Your so rude. I bought you a nice present. Oh! I haven't even gave you it, have I?

No stop, you’re the cutest. I love you more than I love myself. I don’t know, I’ll think about it.

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You're insane. Snakes and spiders are fucking ugly and scary.

No! They’re so cute! Why would anyone be scared of them?

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Not as cute as you. I love you most. Only if you let me kiss your face too.

You’re so cute. I love you so much. C’mere let me kiss your face.>

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Are you human? Everyone's scared of snakes or spiders or both.

….I’m not scared of snakes or spider.

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You know what's kind of weird? This time last year I absolutely despised Valentine's Day. I didn't really get the point of it. But now that I'm in love it all sort of makes sense. I feel like an obnoxiously lovesick teenage girl and I don't even mind and that frightens me.

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You........what?

I’m not scared of snakes though.

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That's not fun. I'm sorry. What about flowers? I wanna brighten your day.

I’m fine, just in one of those moods where everything fucking sucks.  No thank you, I could do without getting fat.

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Are you okay? Do you want me to buy you a box of chocolate?

Valentine’s Day sucks, I’m just going to stay in bed all day and watch movies. Movies that definitely are not going to involve romance.

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What if I dropped a snake on you?

I don’t want to get up so please don’t make me. I’m so tired.

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It's gross! I haven't had time to go buy vanilla air freshner to make it smell good yet.

Cause he is one! Well..sometimes the sweaty part. 

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Calum's smells like sweaty teenage boy.

You don’t have to go in mineee! Go in Cal’s.

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Everything's already perfect, though.

I want this to be the perfect Valentines, you know? I want everything to be perfect.