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me @ tumblr
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rick and morty is good actually but no one is allowed to say that because idiot dudebros ruined it for everyone
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So why do you think you are suited to this position?
What are your achievements so far?
What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?
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Happy birthday to the best movie of all time
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#same energy
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My fiancé just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa”
so I said “what?”
And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate”
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Tiny baby on the bus: 👀
Me: 👀
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Me figuring out how many funny posts I need to shove in between posting about my current interest to avoid being annoying about it
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