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recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

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standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

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The thing about Lovecraft's work is that he did write about some genuinely fucked up critters, but he doesn't seem to have had a clear picture of which ones those are. "Dog that inhabits right angles" and "sapient colour" are treated as exactly as mind-bending as, like, "guy who looks like a fish" and "big penguin".

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I feel like "trump wants to throw away literal dinosaur fossils" would really turn heads if we actually had a functional opposition party in this country to get messages out, but I guess I'll just have to get a paint pen and write it on my car. fine, I'll do it.

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please god above can someone explain to me why we're still working on self driving cars when trains exist

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We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective

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Wool is fine harvested if its not hurting the sheep, some place i went to once sheared them in the winter so they got freezing. As a person whos owned sheep (and a vegan) wool is fine in my books. It doesnt hurt the sheep and as long as theyre not cold in winter i dont give a damn. Fuck it i wear leather, like i get im loose with my standards but yeah.

Unironically, vegans need to be advocating for more and better sheep, llama, and alpaca farms. Wool is one of the best fabrics we have in terms of versatility, longevity and most importantly, insulation. Even wet, it retains 80% of it’s insulation potential.

AND IT DOESN’T SHED MICROPLASTICS

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Pastor trying to connect to the youth: you could say that...God is the goat

Person beside me whispering: did he just call god a goat

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I feel like Bruce Wayne projects the kind of amiable playboy 'fun' vibe that he'd be the type of celebrity that certain interviewers feel comfortable surprising with puppies.

You know the kind of shows I mean.

The late-night talk show situations where they're making benign small talk with their smiling guest, and there's a segment where animals get brought out, usually to talk about some sort of ecological relief effort.

So you're watching your trash TV talk show late at night, and you get to watch billionaire pretty boy Bruce Wayne be begrudgingly talked into holding a (relatively) harmless creature which inevitably gets a lot of delighted shrieks from the audience as it starts being a lot more active than the handler promised. And to his credit, Bruce doesn't flinch, he doesn't freak out. But his eyes are a little wide, and his voice a little tight as the smile on his face takes on a slight rictus quality before he's inevitably rescued by an apologetic handler who is also laughing because they all know there was no real danger, it was just funny to put Bruce, who is an undeniable good sport and already laughing along, out of his comfort zone for the sake of charity.

Meanwhile, up in the Justice League headquarters, several founding members of the League are wondering how fast they can get a fake Oscar award shipped to the space station because fuck off. Absolutely fuck off, Bruce. Where the fuck did he study? Juilliard? (Probably.)

(Clark ends up going to a novelty store during the commercial break. It's faster than trying to get anything shipped, even with the infrastructure Bats built for them. He finds it several days later taped to his console in a conspicuously empty briefing room. It's gaudy and awful, the words "Best Actor" engraved on the plaque. No one's around to see him smile. No one comments when it vanishes. Everyone thinks it's been yeeted out an airlock. Dick absolutely comments when it shows up in the manor, stashed in one of the trophy cases that sprung up for all the bat kids' school awards. Bruce has no idea how it got there. Must have been Alfred. (It was not.))

Anyway, consider, for your amusement, Bruce Wayne getting highjacked on The Gotham Toight Show with a handful of wriggling puppies and, for a split second, not having to pretend he's delighted to be there.

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theres truly no better feeling on here than when someone leaves a long paragraph in the tags pointing out details you intentionally included in your art. YES !! PLEASE POINT IT OUT OTHERWISE I WONT KNOW IF PEOPLE NOTICED!! YOURE SO COOL!!!!!

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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

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I think there’s people who are way more shitty than some of the others in the clique but I also think that anyone who has the kind of behavior seen in regards to the whole thing should be held accountable for it because it’s weird as hell.

You do not need to take 3 months of work off to follow the boys around on tour. (Side note where do you work that allows that much time off?????)

You do not need to show up early and stay in line in hopes of meeting the crew in order to get closer to the boys.

You do not need pit tickets in hopes of getting to stand by Jenna and Debby every night, getting barricade, or holding Josh/Tyler up.

You do not need to track their flights so you know where they’re staying.

You do not need to drive an hour+ to go to all the spots you know the boys go to in hopes of running into them.

Why can’t you just be normal? Listen to the music, go to a show or two, buy the merch, and live your life.

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discovering absolutely shocking things about one of our new kittens

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