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A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

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Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

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Just me, my t'hy'la, and our 500 lbs. sehlat

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I went to a talk thing from a disney storyboard artist and i asked her how she got good at it and she no joke said ‘well i like to reference star trek deep space nine scripts’ and like 5 classmates who were there made half aborted screaming noises and pointed at me and i was just like SHUT UP AHUT UP AHUT AP SHU—T UP SHUT UP[

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An android, his sunglasses collection, and his handsome Chief Engineer boyfriend.

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The true difference between captain Picard and captain Kirk.

[ID: Top half: Jean-Luc Picard says: "No! I can’t have personal relationships with my crew because it’ll ruin my impartiality as captain!!". Beverly Crusher and Nella Daren look at him with exasperation. Bottom half: Jim Kirk says: "Bones, we need to risk the entire ship to save Spock". Leonard McCoy answers: "Dammit Jim, it’s the fourth time this week". /end ID]

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Considering Steve isn't good at being honest most of the time, Eddie takes pride on being the only one who can read him like a book. And by book, no one expects Eddie to mean it literally.

They're going out with their friends when Eddie turns to Steve.

Eddie: What do you want for dinner, sweetheart?

Steve: I'm fine with whatever.

Eddie: Pizzas? Chinese takeouts? Burger Kings? Or we can have Meemaw's chili again.

Each one receives a nope (and a pout) from Steve. As Eddie goes on with his suggestions and keeps getting more nopes, everyone pretends to be in some kind of conversation but is actually waiting to see if Steve's just being indecisive or joking.

Gareth: What doesn't he want??

Robin: That's just another Tuesday with Steve for you.

Nancy: Yeah, he's been like that.

Jonathan: That's why he takes so long to do his hair.

Jeff: So he's just indecisive?

Robin: But only sometimes.

Gareth: I'm so confused– Dude, stop shaking me, I'm trying to connect something here–

Grants: Dude, look!

Everyone looks up from their conversation to see Eddie already wearing a pair of glasses and squinting down at the open book in his hands. They watch him lick his finger and leaf through the pages until he finds whatever he's been searching for.

Not one to be left out, everyone surreptitiously lean closer and listen to what he's murmuring under his breath.

"No fast food, no takeouts, no Meemaw's recipes... Hm, he said 'whatever' in that tone... According to section B, part C, point A, he wasn't in the mood for actual food. Well, that's not good... But he said 'it's up to you' when I mentioned having a movie night... Hm... Aha! He meant this! Why didn't I remember it sooner?"

Dumbfounded, they all watch Eddie turn back to Steve with that triumphant smile and do a subtle fist bump when Steve agrees to have cheese sandwiches and tomato soup for dinner.

"... Is that an actual book?" Jeff asks, sounding in awe.

"So he's been bringing it around in his shoulder bag this whole time?" Gareth gasps like he's just solved a great mystery.

"Yeah," Argyle confirms with a lazy smile. "He's a good dude."

"Well." Nancy blinks, glancing at a dazed Jonathan. "He's certainly good for Steve."

"Of course," Robin snorts. She's never known someone who can read Steve's mind as well as she does. That's part of the reason why she has trusted her best friend with Eddie in the first place.

"That's commitment for you," Grants says and everyone can't help but nod in agreement.

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Graduating today and my school doesn't do caps and gowns so my mum fucking rented one, lugged it across the ocean and had me do the 'throwing it in the air thing' for a pic and the only pic we got was it falling back down and hitting me on the head really hard

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Paramount keeps trying to pull from the older Star Trek series and what people liked about them to get people to watch the newer shows but the real thing that sets the older series apart from the newer ones is the number of episodes per season. You want dedicated viewers? Go back to 26-episode seasons. Or at least more than 10.

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Post canon doodles 🥰

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Price: *relaxing in the lounge*

Gaz, running in: IT FINALLY HAPPENED

Price: *jumps up*

Price: What!?

Gaz: HE'S OUT OF THE HONEYMOON PHASE

Price: Honeymoon- Oooh

Gaz, crying: FINALLY! HE'S SUFFERING

Soap, from the kitchen: DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO WASH DISHES??

Ghost: GET OFF MY BACK

Price: Took him long enough...

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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Long rant bubbling in my skull about how people paint Julian Bashir as being much more predatory and creepy than he actually is in canon to the point of blaming him for an event where he was being sexually harassed and assaulted on screen.