MDNI NSFW 18+ 27 he/him Bi Switch. Just a blog for kinks I'm into. May include some awful kinks, but please note I DO NOT condone them. They are fantasies for me. Not interested in hookups or sharing pics. I am down to sext if you want.
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Kiss And Makeup
"That's right you two. No more arguments. No more bullying Kayla for being a "fugly nerd". No more insulting Taylor for being a "meathead jock". The only fighting you should be doing is tongue fighting."
"Isn't it so much nicer to kiss and make up? Or in this case, put on a little makeup and kiss? It's better to find similarities than differences. Like both being pretty. And sweet. And feminine. Now you look so much alike...I bet you even feel the same when you kiss."
"But this just the first step in a beautiful friendship. You two were big, loud dummies argument in front of my house all the time. Not thinking of anyone but yourselves. So now you'll start thinking less and less...and of your friend more and more. I'll get the satisfaction of watching you improve...and as you improve, so will I..."
ONE MONTH LATER
"Oh look how much nicer you two are! I love how Taylor calls Kay Kay a 'totes hawt chick' and Kayla praises Tay Tay for being a "big haired babe". The only fighting you do is over giving each other compliments!"
"Isn't it better to beg each other for a kiss? So go on, you Tay Tay and Kay Kay. Show your bimbo bestie how much you love her new look. The sexy makeup. Fluffy blonde hair. Pouty lips. I bet it's like looking in the mirror...or like kissing yourself."
"I'm so happy to see your friendship blossom into a bimbo romance. I love seeing you two in love with each other. Not only because it's sexy to watch, but because with each kiss I can absorb a little extra sexy energy to improve myself. So keep being my mindless makeout sluts...make your matchmaker prettier..."
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