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Transman: *gets bottom surgery*

Transman:

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baby capybara named Tupi via san antonio zoo

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Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

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He's unfuckable TO YOU. I get it though.

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"I'm not one of THOSE disabled people."

Good for you. I am! Get fucked!

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price is a man who doesn’t want his wife to lift a finger. doesn’t want her to cook or clean. literally thinks she’s too pretty to do anything but just relax and be happy.

but ends up with a wife who insist on waking up with him every morning at 4:30 am to pack him a lunch. then before he’s even out the door she has music playing to start cleaning around the house.

he grumbles, wanting to be the one who takes care of her but secretly loves the fact that he finally has someone who is looking out for him.

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JEFFERY DEAN MORGAN HAS NO BUSINESS LOOKING SO FUCKING FINE FOR A MAN. NO. BUSINESS.

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Soap unabashedly sniffs the sweaty spot you’d left on the gym bench and then hits a PR like he’s just done smelling salts. You stand horrified, holding the sanitizing spray and paper towels.

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do you think eric kripke woke up yesterday morning to one million people tweeting the words ‘full penetration’ at him and just went *deep sigh* misha

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EUGHGSJSHAKHDIEJDJEJD THE POOKIEEEEEE RAAAHHHHHH I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOR HES THE DEFINITION OF POOKIE

Leopold is the cutest Character Hugh has ever played. With Jack willis a close second imo

Just look at Pookie

I need this movie injected into my veins

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POV: Being Jeffery Dean Morgan’s controversially young girlfriend

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yall know when ppl r like “i eat this and this and this and my vag tastes so good” yeah how much truth exists in this claim.

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bro farmer john and his emo son need to get rid of their stylist NOW

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university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him