if my father was still alive i'd kick his ass
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I feel like people in general don't talk enough about how hilarious Tolkien is lol!
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imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora
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Seems like a revisionist narrative about the lockdowns are emerging where a simplistic “stayed home and did stupid hobbies” versus “worked shit jobs during a pandemic before vaccines” binary is presented and I want to challenge that binary by reminding you that tens of millions of workers lost their jobs at that time which ignited a multi-year problem with rental debts, evictions, poverty and homelessness.
It feels like people are conflating “stayed at home” with “worked at home because they had a middle class office job” and I want to remind you tens of millions of working people lost their jobs at that time which resulted in a consequential rise in homelessness, etc. And jumping off what I saw a friend say, for those workers staying home it wasn’t “fun” it was isolating and terrifying.
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i want to learn everything that is unknown to me type post
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Just started obsessing over my hairline for no reason, how is your monday going?
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Space marine fan shocked and appalled when discovering space marines
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"Twitter" was designed in a lab to contribute the greatest sum total of malevolence to the global sociosphere out of any human-made invention. It would have succeeded, but is currently third to both "Car" and "Mahjong."
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