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Andor makes me want to write a Star Wars fanfiction but it's so scary. What if I write "Glup Shitto was sitting on the balcony, drinking coffee and reading his favourite book", but someone comments "didn't you mean he was drinking glop-goppy and reading a holo-journal? 🤨" so I open wookiepedia to check it out and it turns out that they also never invented balconies in the star wars universe and Glup Shitto can't read because of the freak accident he suffered in the episode 10 of the 2024 show "Jar-Jar and Babu Frik". What then.

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Iran’s nuclear facilities are gone🤩

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בוקר טוב לכולם שרדנו עוד אירוע היסטורי

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I cant kill myself i have to participate in pop music discourse on tumblr dot com

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My takeaway from Ch. 5 of "To the Success of Our Hopeless Cause"

It awakened plenty.

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I've decided I'm making this a tradition LMAO.

The fic referenced, is, of course, To the success of our hopeless cause by the amazing @marroniere, who patiently bears with my memes and obscure infodumps. Go read it, it's much better than my drawings. XD <3

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“The whole world is cheering and wants you dead” yeah we know. It has never not been like that. Over 40% of the population openly call themselves antisemites, and the rest got their fingers on the keyboard, spewing anonymous hate on tumblr while swearing up and down they’re just antizionists. None of this is new. It’s not fresh. It’s not even clever. It’s tired, and it's been going on forever. You’re not making some bold statement. You’re just recycling the same old nonsense. You’re not sleek. You’re not new…. You’re just predictable.

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My brother just let out the absolute most diabolical fart I’ve ever heard with me trapped in the bomb shelter with him, this is a fate worse than death

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i don’t understand people who love a problematic character but get angry when people mention the evil things that character did. like, that’s your man! he’s proud he did all that, support his hobbies!

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Breaking news guys, they’re hiding Imperial Star Destroyers under Tel Aviv residential blocks

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The UN: Iran has violated its nuclear nonproliferation obligations and is probably building a bomb

Iran: we want to build a bomb and destroy Israel and we have recently increased our ability to enrich uranium to that end

Israel: well you can't do that so we're going to destroy your nuclear capabilities to protect ourselves

The UN: how could Israel escalate this situation?

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God forbid Israel does something about the country that vows every other week to destroy it developing a nuclear bomb…

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@marroniere 😘

Every unhinged fic writer needs an equally unhinged friend who "yes ands" their ideas and encourages them to write all their most far fetched and insane stories.

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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

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Uhhhhhh what the fuck is happening

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i’m thinking about casting a spell over the west. no particular reason why