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real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

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my echo, my shadow and me

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valencock truther (expert playthrough)

thank you @neuroticreno for going hoohoo heehee about these old men with me and soaking up my ideas and snippets :)) it means the world to me

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alright hold up hold on — its actually insane that under all the layers he collected thru the wasteland the ghoul is still wearing the same thing he wore when the bombs fell (and potentially the last day he saw his daughter)…..two hundred odd years later

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walton goggins is one step away from showing up to your house with a powerpoint presentation.

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delighted by the good the bad and the ugly stuff they slid into the show. now i can doodle fanart for two things at the same time

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>at feminism conference

>first male speaker in event's 50 year history

>great and terrible honor

>nervous

>get on stage

>40,000 people staring at me in silence

>all girls

>nervous

>introduce myself

>silence

>shakily bring up first slide of PowerPoint

>"things that I think women like, based on listening to women for 30 years"

>silence

>could hear a pin drop

>somewhere in the crowd a gun is cocked

>deep breath

>next slide

>"Whip-Its"

>deafening silence

>oh god

>I'm done for

>it's so over

>suddenly

>a slow clap

>slow clap builds to a few dozen claps

>few dozen builds to hundreds

>thunderous applause from all 40,000 women

>"finally!" they say

>oh shit

>tenative confidence

>next slide

>"Video games"

>applause continues

>women are stomping their feet

>hooting

>hollering

>next slide

>"treats sometimes"

>cheering

>whistles

>crowd of women chanting

>next slide

>"end of presentation. thank you for listening"

>women applaud me off stage

>pass the upcoming presenter back stage

>is a woman who is going to do magic tricks with a lion

>"thanks for getting them warmed up rookie"

>oh fuck do women like magic tricks

>magician goes on stage

>the women fucking love the magic tricks with a lion

>every day I learn more about women

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I will FUCK your PUSSY I will FUCK your Dinner I. will. FUCK. your Mama Luigi

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pov: you ask the good mayor for some chems…

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save a horse…

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I'm very tired of this "queer college students should stop supporting Palestine, they'd kill you there!" I watched a hijabi ask a trans man, "but what name do you want to go by?" A butch giving a woman their hoodie so that she could keep her hair covered after the cops took her scarf. Muslim girls making sure the lesbian couple got through the system together. Religious men making sure purple haired protestors got out safe. I don't want to hear it. Solidarity forever, free Palestine.

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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

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Frank Iero talks to Total Tattoo Magazine about his tattoos