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i’m kind of over being single but i don’t want to make any changes necessary for meeting someone
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you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon
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New role dropped! Whatever the hell i do
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my girlfriend is the most attractive woman i’ve ever seen or met in my life and im the luckiest man in the world to have bagged her. if you have a girlfriend and don’t hold the same sentiment for them then maybe you should reevaluate yourself
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I don’t even know what to say
QC, Canada
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hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in
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Girls with swords are great but there aren't enough girls with flanged maces or morning stars to go around. Give me a woman who does bludgeoning damage
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i'm a nasty hag, welcome to my evil hut. i'm not trying to be a bitch but you seem all kinds of fucked up, are you ok? please have some soup and stop to rest a while

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
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