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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
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*if you know/have confirmed from multiple sources, pick the first one you experienced
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im a prey animal yes but no predator would ever hurt me because im too sweet and cute and i bat my eyelashes at them until they have no choice but to adopt me and love me forever
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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body
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Reading through my own blog like a cherished childhood favourite novel
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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Have you ever finished a book that was over 800 pages?
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can you just rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 2 im very busy today
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you Applied to 200 jobs and are still unemployed . hope u dont mind we Leak ur data. and no, we will Not be calling back
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