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By "where you were born" I mean the home you lived in as a newborn, not the hospital

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mama....

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Book boyfriend this, shadow daddy that, THOMIL is all I think about. Criminally underrated. It’s one thing to rip apart the world for the woman you love, it’s another to let her destroy it for you.

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trying to figure out how to draw sciona! little too young here, faces always give me trouble

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OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 

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it’s so funny when people online act like women reading trashy romance novels is like. a new phenomenon and a sign of the downfall of society bc this has never been a thing before. this has been an extremely popular genre of book for ages. the only difference now is that they’re written by women who wanted to fuck kylo ren. which i guess is annoying. out of every man in star wars like be so serious. they had harrison ford in those movies

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Smoke Signals - Phoebe Bridgers//Severence S2E10 "Cold Harbour"

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you know, i suppose you could say that tlt has a love triangle

like, that's a claim you can make

but i just think

that that would be

oversimplifying

just a little bit

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No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

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Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

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watching dollhouse in high school unfortunately made me certifiable

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MIRANDA OTTO  as ÉOWYN ↳ the lord of the rings: the two towers (2002)

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God, I love this ship so much, I wish it was incestuous.