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me:stands up
my blood vessels: what the
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did you just do
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the majority of plots from indie movies can be summarized by this gif
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@mightybookoftom @spudhoe a god we truly needed

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If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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When you haven’t drank anything all day and you finally have a glass of cold water and it hits your thirstussy:
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If cell phone companies decided to move their clocks ahead by an hour, we would probably assume all the other clocks in our lives are wrong and would reset them and continue seamlessly on our new time zone.
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From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]
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