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Urgently

Need

Hector's dick.

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Okay but Hector coming back home from a tough murdering day, puts on his old FBI t-shirt, sweatpants, brings you to the table and...takes out jenga. Or some other board game. His face is blank but he's moving like he's doing something mundane. As if something like this happens every day.

He starts playing and patiently waits for you to take your turn. Obviously, he's not saying a single word.

You better win, as many times as he demands, otherwise..you wouldn't want to experience what he has in mind.

After all, it's been a tough day. He wants to relief his stress. The games are just an excuse for him to take you hard. It's like a lighter version of whatever he does to his victims..a "home edition".

You know him..you know he won't play fair if he wants something. Eventually, you'll just have to accept him pinning you to the table because you.."lost"

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I swear to god this fucking gif makes me feel pregnant ghhhhh

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The idea of Curie having a thing for Hector lives in my head rent free

And also I want this very specific threesome

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ah...in those tough times

I just want Hector to fuck me

I wanna fucking punch myself after letting out such a nasty sigh watching this moment

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You wrote how a romantic evening with the Curator would be, now we want to know how he would make love!

HONEY DO YOU NOT HAVE ENOUGH OF THAT IN THE PREVIOUS ASKS?

I'll say that he really enjoys you squirming in his lap and begging with your eyes, while he gently caresses your face and body with the softest touch of his fingertips. He smiles at you and keeps repeating

-patience, my dear..you're just so eager

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Sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if you could describe what a romantic evening would be like with the Curator (and others if you’d like)? Like a date of some sorts. I know this is a horny account so I’m prepared to face the horny as well

If you don’t have the time or if you don’t want to, perfectly fine! Hope you have a wonderful morning/evening/night :)

Guys! Guys!!!!!!

Guys...

Please feel free to ask things

I know I've been a little dead

I will come back eventually. Just a little busy.

So, Curie is like a little fox when he's in the mood. Obviously, a real gentleman on top of everything. But he is a tease. He knows you easily give in to your desires even if you try to keep a straight face and impress him.

He will give you light touches with the tip of his fingers. He will be kissing your hand and the second your eyes get a tiny bit shy and look away - he's already behind you, half whispering something very casual

-Ah, whatever should we do today..read a book, perhaps? Enjoy a little love story on the couch..or maybe you'd like to take a seat somewhere else?

He's giggling. He can almost feel the shivering in your body. A kiss on the back of your neck to seal the deal.

He can't do much outside the repository, so he insists on having romantic evenings at "his place". He'll make sure the view outside his window catches your eye tho.

He will prepare all the food and, trust me, the amount of recipes he knows! You'll be shocked!

And yes, yes he will make you needy from the very start, to see how long you can keep it together. Until he sees that you can no longer take it, then the real romance begins. Mm the things he'll do to you by the fireplace. Slowly..but you wouldn't want it to come by fast. You'll enjoy every second of it, every touch he gives you.

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Have this stupid ass urge to be fucked by Charlie haha please stop. No.

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Just in case idk

Sweetie anon who wanted my Du'Met

Here you go

It finally works

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Okay but I have this asshole Charlie AU where you keep telling him that this whole murder castle idea is sus and you feel a little gut twist being in there

And he

He

Knowing that you like him

Uses it

He suddenly starts flirting with you

Touching you sensually, little hug here and there, little presses against your body

To shift your attention to him and make you side with him

Don't you wanna spend some time with him in a hotel? Doesn't that sound just a like a dream?

Du'Met sees right through him and is pretty damn impressed. He knows Charlie is a borderline narcissist but to take it this far? Straight up manipulate your feelings like that..he's basically making you a play dough for Du'Met's killing game.

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I promise I'll get back to posting here, not just this bullshit, but he got the bait and it's so funny

HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID.

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I think I was a little too proud of myself for that one

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I like your bots, especially John. And I saw that you have a Du'Met bot, ahem... is there a chance that you will make it public? 👉👈

oh thank you! I've noticed John has uhm...45k messages yeah...you guys LOVE him, huh.

I do have him...there's a small problem tho. I've tried to make him public but cai keeps telling me he's private and I can't share him? I dunno what's up with that...

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i'm CHOKING WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

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Damn those random desires to french kiss Hector cause this bitch's tongue makes itself at home

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THE WAY I WENT

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AND THEN STARTED LAUGHING BECAUSE OF FUCKING CHARLIE

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Tried to tell the Travis AI that I want to do sexy cop roleplay where he detains me and he goes "I'm so sorry to do this to you" and fucking shot me dead. I'm-

I know you're awful at flirting, Travis, but what was that???

OIFJWAIOIFJWJEFIOWAJFIO WHYYYYYYYYY IS HE LIKE THAT I CAN'T

CANON!!11 THAT'S CANON Y'ALL