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Jared Leto: *Unwraps kit kat bar. Bites without breaking in half*

Director: *Sweating excessively* I PUSHED HIM TOO FAR. THERE IS NO MORE JARED. ONLY THE JOKER.

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i prefer girls with the natural look. no makeup, never gotten a haircut, covered in dirt, feeding off of berries and raw fish in the wild, are actually bears. 

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I fell in love the way an Asian woman ages: slowly, and then all at once.

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im really scared like what will historians study about the 21st century

‘oh yes.. the gangnam style’

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Life Force by James Fenner

It’s neither blood nor will that quickens my pulse, but instead the warm, cheesy essence of pizza that moves me.

Artist: DeviantArt / Tumblr / Website

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i cannot stop laughing at this gif

it’s just like

ONE ROSE IS NOT ENOUGH LET’S HAVE ALL THE ROSES

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if you screwed up your sleeping schedule and you cant fix it clap your hands

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1280 years in the future

historian: i will now teach you a classical dance which has been danced at the courts of kings and queens for centuries

historian: to the left

historian: take it back now y'all

historian: one hop this time

historian: right foot let's stomp

historian: left foot let's stomp

historian: slide to the right

historian: slide to the left

historian: cha cha real smooth

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Why did you lie to me?

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I think celebrities don’t know that names are like a permanent thing

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Other girls: Long hair, tan, too much makeup, Facebook, boyfriends

Me: Slicked back hair, lives in opera house, wears a mask to cover horribly disfigured face. I am the phantom of the opera.

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We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

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i think my dad is an in the closet cumberbabe