ladron-de-tota-v4

[ladron-de-tota-v4]

You’re going to cum in my kitchen

[ladron-de-tota-v4]

Go ahead, I dare you to wear slutty stockings on our first date. Don’t worry, I’ll buy you new ones for the next date.

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Gurgle my name again.

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I told you that was a loaded gun you were playing with.

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Yes, I love your fuck-me-shoes. Now put them where they belong.

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Go ahead and wear those slut shoes on our first date. I promise you — they will be pointed at my ceiling soon enough.

[ladron-de-tota-v4]

I have some new neighbors who just moved in. I don’t know where they’re from or what language they speak, but they think I’m a private aerobics instructor and my name is Fuck Fuck O’FuckYes.

[ladron-de-tota-v4]

No need for that fancy gym membership anymore. In my house you’ll get a very very good workout several times a day.

[ladron-de-tota-v4]

My friend told me he thinks his wife is faking orgasms. Yeah, I said, I don’t have that problem with my girl.

[ladron-de-tota-v4]

Are you thinking about the last time I had those tits halfway down my throat?

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Have you been thinking of me?

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When my new neighbor moved in she didn’t speak a word of English. She kept knocking on my door asking me to teach her. She mastered her first sentence within 10 minutes. Now I have her saying it over and over again.

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“You want my safe-word?” she said, “My safe-word is Don’t-you-dare-fucking-stop-you-twisted-motherfucker.”

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I’m sorry, you were just telling me all about your day, but I didn’t hear a word. This was all my perverted mind was seeing.

[ladron-de-tota-v4]

Go ahead, I dare you to wear fishnets tonight.

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And, no. You’re not going anywhere today.

[ladron-de-tota-v4]

I’ll wake you up in the middle of the night just to hear you say mmmm.