Lady | Star | Mady Female | Born April 24th | 25 Years Old Ohio, USA | Demiromantic Pansexual | Single Alt @star-strings-spills About Me I'm honestly just here for a good time kiddos, and this main is generally a lawless land of tagless reblogs if you want further proof of that. You're going to want to follow the alt listed above if you wanted properly tagged, serious posts of mine cause this ain't it. If you're looking to chat or anything chill though, boy oh boy, is this the place for you. I'm literally down to talk whenever and pretty much about whatever as well - I have a penchant for being a quick, enthusiastic responder. Goofing off or serious talks, my inbox is always open kids, promise~
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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy
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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames
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I SHOT THE HEAD OFF THE CPR MANNEQUIN WHAT THE HELL
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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.
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Cardinal singing outside my window just fucked up his call and had to start over. Lmao
#we apparently have one that just lives there now and has been dubbed edgar by the camping fam#he likes to sit on the minis by the mirrors and just hang out#he's been around for a few months now and he is chonk
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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes
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“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps
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promising myself little treats in return for a completed task is not enough. I need someone to hold a friend or family member hostage.
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The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil
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I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi
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if you can and want to, go to college when you’re 30. move out at 40. learn to drive at 50. life is short but it is also so long. it’s not too late to do new things.
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Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :

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Pressure cookers are a common household example of a domesticated bomb
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