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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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WIP Kaidan x f!Sheprd x Joker playing truth or dare.

“You know this is a drinking game. Lighthearted? You’re supposed to be asking immature stuff like what did you name your dick?”

“Fine,” Shepard grins, “what did you name your dick?”

“Nope. Not falling for that. Not my turn.”

They look at Kaidan, who seems a bit alarmed, but answers dutifully.

“Mr. Glowstick.”

“What?!” Joker sputters on a half-laugh. “No. No. That’s the worst. Why would you do that to yourself?”

“I was twelve.”

“Well in that case, I’m surprised you didn’t name it blue balls.”

“Joker, why would I name my dick, blue balls?”

“Because you’re terrible at naming things. I thought we already established that.”

Shepard slings an arm across Joker’s shoulder and carefully refills his glass. “Think you can do better?”

“Yes. I can. Absolutely,” he grins. “Wait for it. Normandy’s Forward Canon. Best dick name of all time. I know. I have a database. I’ve checked.”

Shepard makes a sound alarmingly close to a giggle — oh shit they’re gonna die the world is ending — while Kaidan just gapes at him.

“Did you just name it that?”

“Well, three years ago, yeah. I was the Normandy’s first formal crew member. I’m allowed.”

Kaidan frowns. “Wait. You were the first crew member? They never assign flight first. How did you manage that?”

Joker smirks. “That’s classified.”

“He stole the ship,” Shepard doesn’t miss a beat.

“I stole the ship,” Joker nods. “So technically I stole it twice.” He gestures between them. “See? We’re talking about dicks and crime! Much better than talking about our emotions, am I right?”

The hilarity in the room tempers almost at once.

Joker winces. “So…” he swirls his semi-full glass around awkwardly. “Anybody do more crimes? Or… have more dicks, or anything?”

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Release 4.23.21

Hello! We’re back again with more patterns. They are as usual pay what you want/can. This week’s offerings are-

Red Winged Blackbird

Which you can pick up here.

And–

Can’t Stop

Which you can grab here. Happy Stitching!

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You can’t deserve a person’s love. You’ll drive yourself crazy thinking like that. They either love you, or they don’t. That doesn’t mean you weren’t good enough for them to love you, because love isn’t something you earn by being good enough. It isn’t something that can be quantified or doled out. Don’t blame yourself for not being loved how you need to, just teach yourself how to look for love where love lives.

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cave water

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normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place

the deep ocean weirdos: i don't need oxygen to survive. i haven't eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I've bumped into another life form. I'll kick anything's ass. nothing can kill me not even death

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The Rain (Cover) by Haburu

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My players as soon as it’s their turn, as if they didn’t know it was coming up again:

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DJ MeowMix

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crime show: well we don’t know what time she was taken but as you can see in this convenience store security footage she’s mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells us she’s saying ‘those three wise men they’ve got a semi by the sea’ which are lyrics to James Blunt’s song ‘Wisemen’ which was playing on that store’s favoured radio station at approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly five minutes later so therefore

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Want to take my new uquiz: Which imaginary illness do you have? Guaranteed to reaveal at least one burried complex.

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Billi speaks. (via billispeaks)

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History: The Minoan civilization had a rapid decline following the eruption of a volcanic island close to Crete where they had settled. The eruption was so large its effects were felt all the way in China.

Me: Oh yeah. The Mediterranean had a lot of problems with volcanoes every few thousand years or so. So why was this one special?

What the island looks like today:

Me………….. oh