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Buy MY version of ozempic! You’ll never wanna eat again 😃 take these Pilates classes specifically to be better in bed (for him 😉) take these gummies to make your 🐱 taste good (for him) and these ones to be less frigid. Uh I mean boost your sex drive. Download my calorie counting app! Get rid of body acne get rid of body hair get rid of stretch marks get rid of your pores get rid of your body 😃 buy this lingerie (so he’ll finally pause his game for you 🤣). Buy these oils! This one is for your hair. This one will make you tan. This one will make the men come running 😉 uhm. you don’t shave your coochie? Then start. Uhm you do shave your coochie? Stop it. Buy this device that zaps all the hair away instead. You’re doing skincare wrong. You’re doing makeup wrong. You should be buying more stuff. No not that stuff! Well maybe. It depends on who you ask. Actually just get Botox and plastic surgery and lash extensions and a gym membership. Actually just be someone else in the next life because in this one you will always be FAT and WEIRD LOOKING. Keep buying products though. Use this AI to analyze your face and find your ‘color season.’ Download this therapy app #selfcare 💖

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i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

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le miserable. there's just one of him

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Within Tempatation ➢ What Have You Done Hellfest 2025

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@camilleisback @monkeycharles I'M GRIEF-STRUCK WITH THEM

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and to you, my honored mutuals, i bequeath my most treasured possession:

this screenshot of the word “anime” in a late 12th-century bestiary

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your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

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it makes me so furious when i want to know about a specific ass species of animal and theres only like 6 existing photos of it. like im actually going to pass away if humanity as a whole doesnt release more pied butterfly bat images

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I feel like there’s needs to be, like, handbook for authors who post on Ao3 for effective metatext.

By metatext I mean like tagging, summary, and authors notes (especially initial authors notes at the beginning of a fic). The means by which we communicate to our readers what they’re getting into.

Because we kind of all have to learn it by osmosis and there are conventions but nobody’s really taught them at the start, so there’s inconsistencies and misunderstandings or people just not knowing things through no fault of their own.

This ends up breeding frustration and confusion and in the worst cases resentment, hurt, and aggression.

I’m severely tempted to make such a handbook and get it circulating.

I think it would do fandom a lot of good.

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Horse breed of the day: Losino

Height: 13 -14hh

Common coat colors: Predominantly black

Place of origin: Spain

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Horse breed of the day: Cavallo Romano della Maremma Laziale

Height: 14 -16hh

Common coat colors: Chestnut, black, bay and grey

Place of origin: Italy

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longer manes on horses bc i recently (ive had this in the drafts for so long so its actually been ages since i saw that comment) got a comment claiming a pic was ai because they had never seen a long mane on a horse other than a friesian.... :/

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I hate the delineation of the binary of vanilla sex and kinky/bdsm sex… sex without violence and degradation doesn’t have to be boring and lame. You can have sex where you’re both equals and nobody gets hurt (physically or emotionally) that’s still intense, aggressive, passionate, dirty, experimental, orgasmic etc…

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In order to get out of the "boring/kinky" dichotomy one needs to actively enjoy sex. And an awful lot of people (not women-because-of-the-patriarchy, PEOPLE. This shockingly applies to men as well)... don't enjoy sex.

I hate the delineation of the binary of vanilla sex and kinky/bdsm sex… sex without violence and degradation doesn’t have to be boring and lame. You can have sex where you’re both equals and nobody gets hurt (physically or emotionally) that’s still intense, aggressive, passionate, dirty, experimental, orgasmic etc…

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anyway in case you don’t know it yet