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Them: Matrix 5 officially in works

Rosamund Pike: *enters chat*

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Look I know you are sick of me telling you I ONLY finished 9 books and already started CoT..but this is an obligatory shitpos because I love this series AND I NEED AN OUTLET

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Faile: Can you ride?

Berelain, looks at perrin up and down: Yes.

Faile: I MEANT THE BLOODY HORSE-

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Mat: Rand says he needs you to get

back to Caemlyn as soon as possible.

Elayne: Hey, you know what? Tell him I’ll be there at go-fuck-yourself-o'clock.

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Rand, in McDonalds drive-thru: Do you sell Happy meals?

Server: we do.

Rand: Yeah...can I get that without the meal?

Server:...

Min: Rand please WE TALKED ABOUT THIS-

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Siuan: Love is weakness and evolutionary mistake

Sheriam:..

Sheriam: You're literally making a

Valentine's Day card for Gareth Bryne right now.

Siuan, pointing glue gun threatingly:

YOU ARE ON THIN FUCKING ICE RIGHT NOW.

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Demandred, at starbucks: can i get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots

Moghedien, next in line: just fucking do cocaine already...

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Sammael: short people jokes have never been funny, nor will they ever be

Graendal: agreed. can't believe people would stoop so low

Sammael:

Sammael: you are a fucking asshole

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Lan: And what do we say when we feel

like this?

Rand: My illness is chronic but my ass

Is iconic.

Lan: nO-

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Thom: why are you making french toast? we just ate

Mat: it's for Pips

Thom: why are you making Pips french toast?

Mat: because he doesn't know how...

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Birgitte, to Aviendha: I dare you to-

Elayne: Aviendha isn't allowed to accept

dares.

Aviendha: Apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety"

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Egwene: I am at a loss for words!

Elayne,narrating: Despite being lost for words, Egwene yelled at Nynaeve and I for the next 45 minutes.

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Faile: My significant other has to be of the highest standard.

Perrin: *Trips over his own feet, then bumps into a lamp post and apologizes to it*

Faile: I want that one.

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Nynaeve to Lan: I apologize for starting a fight with you just for the make-up sex

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Cadsuane: *knitting while driving*

Police, next to her: PULL OVER!

Cadsuane, happily: No it’s a scarf!

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i‘m so empty

i know

technically i started this drawing before the S2 release. however, i think we need this more than ever after the S2 release. i sure know i do, rip.

bonus: sketch version

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THE WHEEL OF TIME

↳ Episode One :  A Taste Of Solitude

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I'm rereading TSR right now and Mat, Rand, and Moiraine all going through the redstone doorway at the same time is literally SO funny, like Siri play the Arrested Development score

RIGHT they're literally like

it's especially funny that moiraine is the last to come out, she's like "why is the finn world getting so fucked up all of a sudden, is there some kinda interference or?" and then she steps out and sees rand and mat standing there and immediately gets a migraine. granted, "immediately gets a migraine" is moiraine's reaction basically ANY time she sees rand and mat together in one place.

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Y'ALL

Moiraine's iconic "on your knees" was an ad lib

And Rosamund Pike actually wrote Sophie Okonedo an impassioned letter to be her Siuan

Here's a link to the article:

https://www.out.com/television/2021/12/13/wheel-times-rosamund-pike-shows-historic-queer-romance

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Rosamund Pike Moiraine Damodred The Wheel of Time (1x04)

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The Wheel Of Time Episode 5: Blood Calls Blood

“Have you planned something, without me, that will see you dead?” “I see my death in every day, as do you. How could I not, with the task we have followed these years? Now, with everything coming to a head, I must see it as even more possible.”

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The Wheel of Time Cast on film

(SOURCE: madeleine_madden on IG)

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Not a fan of Nynaeve but a huge fan of Zoe 🙃

MADELEINE MADDEN and ZOE ROBINS | Behind the scenes of season 1

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Moiraine in 1.07 || Anvaere in 2.07

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Swear your oath, Moiraine Sedai.

Rafe Judkins: They’re such fascinating characters in the books and they have, you know, especially when you read New Spring, they have - I mean, for a queer person reading the books, it feels very explicit. Like, oh, they’re just saying it. They clearly say it. But I think that relationship is one of the core relationships for Moiraine, obviously, in the entire series in The Wheel of Time (…) The goal was, in that scene at least, to see something akin to a marriage bond between these two women, a bond of trust in a world where you can’t trust anyone. — for Empire Magazine’s Spoiler Special Film Podcast

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*sobs*

That blue stone on her forehead was catching the light again. “You will do well, Rand.”

The Fires of Heaven: Book Five of ‘The Wheel of Time’ - Robert Jordan

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Bad guy, probably: We have your son.

Moiraine: I don’t have a son?

Bad guy: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off of his sandwiches?

Moiraine: Oh my god you have Rand.