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Gentle kisses while you grind on my thigh.

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I never wanted to tame you. All I ever wanted was you to go wild with me.

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Two and a half hours of sleep is basically the equivalent of putting your head in the stove for an hour or two. Isn’t that right savagee-blu?

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Your future self is talking shit about you

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No

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Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit.

Source

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dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?

me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

me: *takes sip*

me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started

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This is one of the thai restaurants in my hometown and i can tell you first hand this lady is wonderful

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... to be a sugar baby or not to be.

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S(ucks at keeping his secret identity a secret)pider-Man

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I have fucking issue..

I'm thinking to much again

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Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

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sleeping with your stuffed animals is punk rock don’t let anybody tell you different

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i don’t know how to tell you this but i think you’re my soulmate.