ladyshinga

[ladyshinga]

"It's this weird combination of secrecy and ubiquity that gives sex a mystique that not a lot of other things in our lives have. In a weird way, it's kind of like the monster in the horror movie of our lives, you know? This big presence that looms over everything but still lurks in the shadows, and the fact that we only get glimpses of it here and there allows our mind to fill in the blanks and turn it into something a lot bigger than it actually is. And honestly, just like the monster in a horror movie, a lot of the times when you actually do get a good glimpse at the damn thing, it gets a lot less interesting."

— Willie Muse, "The Most Boring P*rno Ever Made | My Quest For My Own Bad Movie"

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[ladyshinga]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

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pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

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99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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can't today. busy.

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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

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There's going to be a conclave to elect a new Pope.

I hope it doesn't-- OH MY GOD

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please don’t spend your life convincing yourself that love or joy is reserved for the idealized version of you that only exists in the future

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Me: "Ah yes, the social KEY, the HACK, the way I can connect with people, MATCHING! THEIR! ENERGY! Measure their mood, try to meet them where they are, validate and connect with those feelings! Hell yeah! Human connection, so easy!"

Me when people are sad, angry, or cold to me: "... wait I'm seeing a flaw, hang.. uh... hang on *checking my notes* oh no. um. hm. hang on *furiously scratching things out and rewriting* oh dear, oh gosh, UM...!"

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i made my character a human fighter who’s a housewife/empty nester seeking adventure and wholesome fantasy violence after discovering that her husband is having an affair

is this……

is this how you dungeons 

is this how you dragons

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Spring is in full bloom in Mistria! 🌸 Celebrate the season with music, treats, friends, and…rocks?

Download Fields of Mistria on Steam!

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i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this