Bi Disaster™ est. 1978 Preferred Pronouns: She/Her/Hey You
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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy
#I daydream abt my main oc and visit him at least once a day#i draw him and I’ve named him#but if you ask me wtf he was doing before he became a division agent I can’t tell you SHIT#who knows? not me!#it’s been five years and I still don’t know lmfao
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This is the funniest page in all of comic existence. Sexy Ras al Ghul wants YOU to join him on his fun summer cruise getaway.
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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Watching Admiral Bahroo on Twitch earlier to get the loot drop I’ll never use and I was just in time to see him visit Zed’s vendor ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I am crossing my fingers that he returns as more than just a voice in the vending machines but I was so happy to hear my DILF’s voice again!
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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city
#there was this place called The Cabbage Patch and they sold cabbage burgers#cabbage burgers are the ONE thing that doesn’t suck about Nebraska
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"Risk! Risk is our business. That's what this starship is all about."
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That haircut is really something!!! 💚 found @ Walmart
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The Death Standing fandom is reawakening now that the second game is about to be released and honestly you fangirls need to be nicer to yourself. It’s a Hideo Kojima game so no you are not reading into things or being a perv.
Kojima has zero self control and clearly has a million kinks that he puts in his games and he hangs out with Nicolas Winding Refn who has separate and overlapping kinks and does all the exact same things with his movies so they’re probably the worst influences on each other so yes you’re probably right in thinking something is going on between any and all characters and that their gear or interests looks kinda pervy.
Go wild because you’ll never be as wild as the creator 💙
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me buying concert tickets: hell yeah
my government issued Really Fucking Tall Guy™ getting ready to buy the seat directly in front of me:

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yeah ive got experience in handling international relations. ive got mutuals from all over the world and they even reblog posts from me
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britain gay as fuck for naming a town “man chest”
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