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Have you seen the new issue of Birds of Prey has a cute dickbabs moment on it? On an extra after the chapter since i am out of the loop idk exactly where its from

World’s collide was so cute!!! 😭😭 Diana and Selina confirmed Dickbabs shippers 💕

Babs fangirling over Wonder Woman is so cute 🥹 and Selina and Diana interacting!!

Dick being protective😍 >>>

Bless Gail Simone

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been thinking about them recently

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If you ever doubted Dan Mora was the best

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no dna test required

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Part One, I guess, I might start doing the batfam, too

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First time Dick “hugged” Jason after his resurrection

Inspired by “Red Hood: Resurrection - episode three”

[support me on kofi💓💓]

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Still his miniscule snotty annoying tiny baby brother even after all these years

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i love ines. she is freaked the fuck out and that's simply the truth; her way of life. what an absolute baddie.

The duality of my child units needs to be studied by scientists-

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"But every now and again... I hear singing in the ruined cathedral. There is laughter in the Red Canyon, and victory cheers in the Tailteann. I feel an indescribable ache in me as if I was there when those whose voices I hear yet lived. I awake in a cold sweat to memories that are not mine, to stories of great beasts and the ephemeral touch of a goddess I've never met."

-- Seigfried von Hresvelg

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Bruhal version of “You are the most jealous man I know” “You know other men?”

I love the prompt but damn HAHAHA they are both manwhores and they are awfully aware of it themselves

Half the people in their wedding would just be their situationships or exes I fear

They are both messy at love, honestly.

But-

Hal is more easygoing, he's a hot white man from the Coast. Have you seen an average hot, tall, and white Californian? (I haven't but my point still stands) (He can be a homewrecker, I'm just saying) (*cough* Sorrowlantern*cough*)

And on the other hand, Batman is really, really jealous in a relationship he's 100% commited to, with rings and documents and everything. He's a Goth, Gotham is Gothic, he loves hard. But he loves too much sometimes and it's a problem. (He can also be a homewrecker but we don't talk about that forbidden relationship that should not be named)

So when they get married, they're compromising well. But I bet they both have some weak moments, or rather, some people in their significant other's life that they cannot stand, no matter what.

Bruce cannot stand Ollie.

And Hal cannot stand Talia.

With Bruce, it's simple. In his mind, he's providing for Hal, right? Hal's struggling to hold down a job, but he helps Hal, and they can both be happy together doing hero work.

But Oliver can also do that. He's also a billionaire.

(Carol's a little different because Hal's pride will absolutely not let him leech off his ex's money without some labour)

Ollie is also a vigilante. Ollie is also smart. Ollie is also well-versed in technologies and aeroplanes, and he understands the hardship of being a hero and hiding his true identity.

Heck, sometimes when WE's the direct victim of some evil villain's scheme, Bruce doesn't even have as much money as Ollie. Had to sell his things and started again from scratch and everything, lol.

Whenever that happens, I bet Bruce's extra jealous and irritating.

Hal: Damn, you're the most jealous billionaire I know (after Bruce forbids him from going to Ollie to try to get a new aeroplane)

Bruce: You know other billionaires?

Hal: ...

Bruce: Is it Olliver Queen?

And with Hal, he's really not the jealous type, for real. But I bet he dislikes Talia a LOT. Imagine Dick's level of beef with her. (I like BruTalia haha, maybe that's why) He's chill with any other ex of Batman, but Hal guesses it's just that Talia is just THAT ex that a man cannot forget about. Also, there's Damian. So Bruce still has to go meet her from time to time.

Also, she wears green stuff. And she's a brunette. And she's a hot villain who can kill Bruce. She also has great legs. You know Bruce's type.

Bruce just likes brunettes with mental problems who can kill him, and give him traumas. (If you have read my fics you know I made this joke a lot hahaha)

And that's exactly why Hal hates Talia. It's like finding out your man's ex looks like you.

So it goes like, (lol)

Bruce: You're the most jealous brunette with a green color scheme who has given me trauma that I know.

Hal: You know other brunettes with a green colour scheme who have given you trauma?

Bruce: ...

Hal: Do I need to give you more traumas?

Hahaha so that's that.

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The thing you gotta understand about Mr. Terrific in the new Superman movie is that he is always the smartest man in the room.

And he HATES it.

It's not that he hates being smart, he just hates how he can never quite predict how dumb everyone else is.

Just when he thinks he knows how low Guy's IQ is: "we are both of the cloth"

No, Lois, we can't repel down there, WHERE WOULD WE GET THE EQUIPMENT?

DO YOU REALLY NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CIRCLES AND SPHERES?!??!?

WHY WOULD YOU BRING YOUR DOG TO THIS TEAR IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY?

And then, when there's someone who actually is intelligent, it's like the intelligence only increases their capacity for dumbassery

Lex, you're supposed to be a super genius so whY WOULD YOU BUILD A GOD DAMN POCKET DIMENSION?!?!!?!

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I genuinely hate that I can’t enjoy one of my favourite characters from DC anymore because of certain people in the fandom. Hal Jordan is one of the most interesting characters for me, just because he was the person who actually got me into actually wanting to read DC comics.

The Ryan Reynolds movie had a lot to do with that and I refuse to watch it because it just butchers him so much. It’s also is just bad. He’s now just seen as a kinda arse person by the fandom who think he’s also stupid. I do quite like the dcamu movies, but they also just hate him as he is once again just portrayed as someone who doesn’t think before he acts in them, or at least that’s what I got from it.

This next issue can be solved a little easier by just blocking and unblocking tags, but why is every DC characters tags filled to the brim with Batman stuff? I just want to enjoy someone else for a change of pace, not everything is about him. I love the Batfam but I love other characters as well.

Deadass though, I had an argument with a person in a TikTok comment section about THAT Hal Jordan comic and I said that the whole thing had been retconned, repeating that at least six times to them and they kept going ‘it doesn’t matter if it’s retconned, it still happened’.

So, I kept repeating that that’s not how retconning works, once it’s retconned, it’s no longer canon. So then I brought up the multiple other times that something like that has happened in comics (i.e. that one comic where superman kissed a 14 year old girl or a girl similar to that age, I can’t remember the exact details).

They proceeded to say that those did count as retconning. And never provided a full answer to why those do count and why Hal’s doesn’t, and even went so far as to defend the Superman kiss. But the retcon still ‘doesn’t count for Hal’. After I pointed out to them that their logic with that didn’t make sense, and that (to my knowledge) Superman didn’t kiss the 14 year old to wipe her memory, they stopped replying. Like, I get just not liking a character, but you don’t need to make up random bullshit where they’re the worst person to hate them. You can just not interact with that character. You’re allowed to just not like a character.

It just infuriates me that I can’t enjoy one of my favourite characters without him being bombarded with hate on all sides.

Anyway, slightly annoyed rant over. Thank you.

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My poor little girl has been deprived of her school, toys, friends and everything she loves. She is now living in fear, hunger and uncertainty. Please bring happiness into her life. Please donate whatever you can.

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You have enough animals Damian

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Tim: "Don't call me Timmy."

Dick:

Jason:

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Especially Tim. Barbara at least had the excuse of traumatizing parental death, Tim's backstory? "I went to the circus once when I was three. Also my parents should prbly have gotten a divorce. I attended a lot of boarding schools."

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Bruce seems like the type of dad who cannot comprehend the idea of his children having sex lives. Like one of them will make a crude joke on patrol or something and Bruce will just… blue screen. Because there is no way someone did something like that to his precious baby???