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Muslims misreading the Barbie posters might be the funniest thing I’ve seen today

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A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with

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Goodnight gamers, it's true what they say y'know, it's just one damned thing after another

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you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

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‘relationships are work’ means ‘you have to put effort into loving each other intentionally & learning how to love each other and communicating properly’ not ‘your relationship makes you feel stressed and sad most of the time & the other person disrespects you and treats you bad but you stay anyway’

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no one's doin it like him, man

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this text from my father is funnier than anything I’ve ever said

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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are you familiar with Another Crab's Treasure? it's a soulslike where you're a crab

Yeah I saw iron pineapple play it, it looked fun but the barrier for me to actually try a souls like is pretty high