lailah237

[lailah237]

Me: No one is hiring me

Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough

Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my contact info extra “hard” this time. I’ll make sure to touch up my resume and make it hella “hard” this time around too.

[lailah237]

What’s this I see?

[lailah237]

JERVIS TETCH gotham 5x07

[lailah237]

While we’re still waiting on that final trailer to drop tomorrow, please enjoy a quality scene that is ABSOLUTELY CANON

[lailah237]

fandom vs writers

[lailah237]

(x)

@markiplier

[lailah237]

I hope black girls with depression have a good day today.

[lailah237]

gotham villains | mental disorders (insp.)

↳ jerome valeska aka the joker. —sociopath as a symptom of narcissistic personality disorder (npd).  ↳ jonathan crane aka scarecrow. —phobia as a type of anxiety disorder. ↳ tabitha galavan aka tigress. —sadistic personality disorder (spd). ↳harvey dent aka two face. —split personality or dissociative identity disorder (did). ↳ edward nygma aka the riddler. —obsessive–compulsive disorder (ocd). ↳ oswald cobblepot aka the penguin. —napoleon complex. ↳ victor zsasz aka zsasz —cold-blooded as a symptom of antisocial personality disorder (aspd). ↳ ivy “pamela” pepper aka poison ivy —manipulative as a symptom of histrionic personality disorder (hpd). ↳ nathaniel barnes aka the executioner. —intermittent explosive disorder (ied). ↳ jervis tetch aka mad hatter. —paranoid schizophrenia or schizophrenia, paranoid type (spt).

[lailah237]

Arkham Squad

[lailah237]

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

[lailah237]

Jumin Han ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Sorry I saw your ava in my notifs and it stood out from the others.

You’ve basically just unleashed a Jumin Han monster. I’m using your ask as an excuse for this so I apologize profusely. 

Reasons why Jumin Han is bae. 

Warning: I swear a lot and I intensely describe how much he turns me on and it gets NSFW.

His work ethic. Like, this man (despite being born with dollar dollar bills ya’ll) is ambitious and HARDWORKING. That’s one of the sexiest fucking things to me you have no idea. He could be dirt poor and I’d be salivating all over his common person suit if he had the drive to seek his goals. Then I’d offer to pay for the dry cleaning and strip him.

He CARES about PEOPLE. Before everyone is like “but he treats Jaehee like crap,” hear me out. YES, what he puts that amazing woman through is unacceptable. However, I truly believe he would do anything for someone cared about (Jaehee included obviously). I mean, he legit drops everything and travels across the city to help a man that pretty much DESPISES him.

His resilience and self awareness. The very people he cares and trusts the most continuously belittle his feelings, actions and mental state. You know what? He never holds it against them. Sure he can get sassy (more on that later) but more often than not he takes their – often hurtful and tactless – opinions, LISTENS TO THEM and grows as a result.

IN-TELL-I-GENCE. Big brains are sexy, that’s all I have to say. 

Gap Moe innocence. Does he look like a cat-loving, wine drinking, nature-friendly, fundraising babe? No, no he doesn’t.

ADORABLE FLIRT ALERT. Husband in your past life, beautiful women sleep more, you look cute wriggling in bed. Aaaand now I’m dry humping his leg.

Low key sass master. Jumin Han will cut you down so softly you won’t realize it until it’s the middle of the night and you wake up thirsty. So you get out of bed, go to fridge to grab a bottled water and juuust as you reach in BAM! It hits you. WTF Jumin. 

Utterly terrible jokes. Endearing as fuck. He still makes me laugh idc.

Cool and composed. Appreciate the level-headedness of this man. If you were in the worst possible situation you could imagine, I guarantee Jumin would have your back. Whether it’s a sexy phone call to calm you down or he’s shipping his private army of bodyguards, he’d be there.

HIS VOICE. Bless his voice actor. When he talks I turn into a moaning, thigh-rubbing, nipple-hardening, oh-look-there-go-my-panties mess. Like, keep talking cause I’m definitely in need of this conversation. Tell. Me. More. I need detailed information about your vitamin D, Mr. Han. I HAVE NO SHAME.

Childhood friendship with V. Two little rich kids sitting in a row. Befriend them. Love them. Help them stay the fuck away from Rika grow. 

Cat/animal lover.

Classy af style. Who doesn’t love a man in a well-tailored 3 piece suit? Keep it on while we bone babe, that’s fine. Just imagine him coming home after a long day, he sits down on the couch and you loosen up his tie, undo a couple of shirt buttons, open up his pants and just ride him right there and then. O_O

Strawberry pancakes. Feed me anything strawberry flavored and I’m yours. Signed, sealed, delivered. 

His hair. I want to run my hands through it and pet him. Mostly I just imagine his bangs falling down into my face as he ravages and does whatever the fuck he wants to me.

Most of all. I want to LOVE him and PROTECT him. I want him to see the kind of compassion and care he’s truly worthy of. Not daddy Jumin, not Mr. Trust Fund Kid, not cat mom. Just Jumin Han and all of his insecurities, pitfalls and struggles. WE MUST COLLECTIVELY HELP HIM.

There’s so much more but I think that’s enough of me throwing myself at a fictional man for one day.

[lailah237]

Art By IG: @floortjesart

Instagram: @artwoonz

[lailah237]

Me going through Jumin's Bad ending just to get all 7 endings like: : (

[lailah237]

Mystic Messenger Route Day 5 Splits

Casual Route Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4

    Call Times  Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4

Deep Route     Day 1 (same as Casual) | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4

    Call Times   Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4

CLICKING ON THE LINKS BELOW WILL TAKE YOU TO SPOILER INFORMATION ABOUT EACH CHARACTER ROUTE AND THE STORY/MYSTERIES. ESPECIALLY JUMIN AND 707!

CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK!

If you’ve played through and are ready for any one of these then congratulations! If you haven’t and don’t care about spoilers then welcome!

Casual Routes Chat Times & Calls -

Zen           Day 5 | Day 6 | Day 7 | Day 8 | Day 9 | Day 10 | Day 11

Yoosung   Day 5 | Day 6 | Day 7 | Day 8 | Day 9 | Day 10 | Day 11

Jaehee     Day 5 | Day 6 | Day 7 | Day 8 | Day 9 | Day 10 | Day 11

Deep Routes Chat Times & Calls -

Jumin        Day 5 | Day 6 | Day 7 | Day 8 | Day 9 | Day 10 | Day 11

707             Day 5 | Day 6 | Day 7 | Day 8 | Day 9 | Day 10 | Day 11

[lailah237]

Currently obsessed with this, 707 is mine, back off. ;w;

English Version, here’s the lyrics. ♥

(I just got your messages) Every morning I wake up to the same sweet sound Picking up my cell phone that’s been ringing

Wondering what’s new? What have I missed? I was offline Anyway I will end up hearing your story How are you doing today? Same questions every single day Please know that I’m not good at asking you.

Your face lights up laughing from the jokes I’ve made You would never guess that I am suspicious

(Ticktock Ticktock time is running out. What are you doing now?) I don’t know where you are, Don’t even know your name They think I’m crazy. My heartbeat goes up. Words cannot express my love for you.

Did you get mysterious messages? It’s a piece of the puzzle. The letters are the only clue to solving hidden mysteries.

Did you get mysterious messages? If you can feel the trace, that is me. Call me out I’ve been watching you from the start.*

Remember yesterday how we texted on and on and on I have never met someone so pure like you

Imagine something new that is fully out of this world You and me let’s marry in the space station

(Mystical Messages) Mystic clue of this puzzle

(Mystic Messenger) It’s too dangerous. Don’t come close You think I’m crazy. My heartbeat goes up. No matter what I must follow my heart.

Did you get mysterious messages? It’s a piece of the puzzle. The letters are the only clue to solving hidden mysteries.

Did you get mysterious messages? If you can feel the trace, that is me. Call me out I’ve been watching you from the start.

Someone set us up to play in this secret game (Keep it cool, Don’t react) Trust in your judgment Did you see the messages I’ve been sending you? Open your eyes, see the light

Don’t fall for any of his party invites

Did you get mysterious messages? It’s a piece of the puzzle. The letters are the only clue to solving hidden mysteries.

If you get mysterious messages, stand by me hold my hand, don’t loose hope, you know why I will never leave you alone.

* audio lyrics stop here

This is like, the cutest thing ever??? LIKE??? I’M SO OBSESSED??? WITH SEVEN??? DAMMIT AAAH. ♥♥♥

[lailah237]

Jumin Han Character Development

[lailah237]

Why are they like this 😂 “Yup, he fucked it”