Dande-Lion Angel to celebrate springtime
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i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears
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But like a shape shifting wizard right? RIGHT?
D&D Test: My class is Wizard (90%). https://www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dragons-class/75-50-60-60-40-75-70-85-65-55-45-90/result.php via @idr_labs
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i hope pinky inky binky and Clyde fucking kill you one of these days
Fuck you dude why don't you just fuck off
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this is what i was talking about by the way
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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry
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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3
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My watchband makes my wrist too sweaty. I kind of hate that sweaty wrist smell, but also kind of like it.
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This one goes out to all the dreamers and schemers, the lovers and glovers, the rule breakers and stool makers, the early birds and whirly turds, the try hards and junk yards, the real ones and sticky buns, the poindexters and groin hexers, the wet ones and the get somes, the staple makers and maple bakers, you, me, and Dupree. All of us, and none of me. Fortnite.
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i forgot to put this here april fools tricked you im not a robo robonya
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via indiarosecrawford
Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸
𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ
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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies
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