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Not the guys spotted leaving the club at 5 am by the local Florida news. Also Marchy really didn't want to leave. 😭

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Manoucher Yektai (Iranian/American, 1921-2019), Three Pomegranates, 1963. Oil on canvas, 50 x 61 cm.

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Dogs will be like: you want my wetttt toy?

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i just love doing my own thing so much #MyOwnThing

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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff

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Ew i opened my heart and something crawled inside

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love visiting home bc my mom always has the randomest chores for me to do. i have to move a pile of bricks today

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a drink with ice in it. never kill yourself

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“How to Move a Masterpiece? If It’s This Big, Very Carefully” (NYTimes)

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knowing hockey gms is like knowing the staff writers on supernatural....

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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

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"gambling addiction" is kind of like if people regularly opened pits with spikes at the bottom in public areas and made lots of money from people falling into the pit and so they started greasing the edges and putting these pits in every public space and lobbying to be allowed to install them in people's homes and when someone fell into the greased spike pit in their house they said "oh thats so tragic, they had an addiction to deadly spikes, we obviously support everyone having a safe and healthy responsible relationship with the greased spike pits we're building"

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Edinburgh, Scotland.

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adriana smith who was forcibly kept on life support after being brain dead to incubate her fetus due to anti abortion laws in georgia, usa will be taken off life support this week. she had an emergency c-section today and the child was born prematurely and is in the nicu. her family is raising funds for hospital bills (that the state didn't even pay for despite forcing this "treatment" btw!) and for the new baby. donate if you can. [source]

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a remake of crash (1996) but for people who use public transportation We need representation for the ones who don't know how to drive We are perverts too

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