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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

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I've said it before and we all know this but god the leadup to Death Stranding was hilarious. For like two years or so we get the odd trailer that shows us the weirdest shit we've ever seen and then every time we want elaboration we learn that Kojima was last seen passing a blunt with Mads and Reedus. And then the game comes out and it's about hiking through a mountain and pissing everywhere, delivering life saving packages to people shut in from an apocalyptic plague. And then Covid happened. You can't write this.

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Moebius

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For those unfamiliar with Persona 5, let me explain. This is a rough equivalent to the curry your character makes as a restorative item. You live in the attic of a coffee/curry cafe, and your legal guardian will occasionally share curry making tips that people do in real life; adding yogurt to balance spice level, nutmeg to make the curry easier on your tummy, a bit of chocolate to deepen the flavors, or using red wine to help tenderize the meat. This recipe does its best to combine every single curry tip and trivia in the whole game into one delicious meal.

I'm making the persona 5 curry today because I deserve something nice

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It'll be the third time I'm making this. The recipe involves making the curry base from scratch, simmering the whole thing for like 2 hours like you would a stew, and adding like a shit ton of other ingredients like honey, red wine, and a drop of instant coffee. I'm following this recipe from the recently resurrected publication Game Informer!

I'm making the persona 5 curry today because I deserve something nice

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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the beach episode 🏖️

HEKKI SUMMER !!

We're celebrating the sun with this amazing commission by @spilledte 😎

This image is filled with Vancouver references 👀

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I'm making the persona 5 curry today because I deserve something nice

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Vivisecting him but in a romantic way. 

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thought i fucking threw you away

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More Lesbianism now

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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hello tumblr it's your roughly-once-every-two-months reminder that i'm a disabled unemployed freak who would like money for food and perhaps also a medical treatment. yesterday i tried to pay my two USD copay for my medications and my card got declined so it's Kinda Bad, Chief! click here to feed a specific dog

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn