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Vimes: I hate the rich, and nobility are pretty much just scum
Vetinari: let me be real funny for a moment
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yeah i'll be your dog but this is a professional relationship first and foremost. I mean we can have sex too but
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Vetvimes is an insane ship because you get the sense that all of their past lives have ended in the other's arms, and they don't even like each other all that much.
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Sybil Ramkin 🤝 Havelock Vetinari
Aristocrats who have a soft spot for bedraggled, smelly, hopeless little creatures
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On the surface Sterek looks like a classic hot mysterious bad boy x sweet little nerd ship but when you actually watch teen wolf it turns out that Derek is indeed a hot mysterious bad boy but Stiles is a smart mouthed asshole who is way more likely to commit violence than his hot bad boy boyfriend. Also he is a nerd.
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Vetinari: *successfully gets Vimes to accept a higher position*
Vimes: >:( fine. I'm not happy about it, but fine.
Vetinari, internally: *delighted* I'm sicking my dog on unsuspecting society again. I'm enriching him. It's good for his character development. I'm making him someone else's problem again :D I'm so good at running our city. This is great. I should force him into more positions so he can distress more unsuspecting society :D
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maomao when every important figure in the empire keeps asking for her help

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