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totally heterosexual things to say to your best and only friend with whom you’ve shared a rich history of unspoken love and sacrifice and being there for each other when no one else was

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John: Meh! I don’t want to get married! I ain’t marryin’ no mushroom picker! Meh! She better be under fifty!

Esme:

John immediately after:

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Husband to the rescue

Not pictured: *delighted husband noises*

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*me seeing a nicely dressed man* hm ok

*me imagining a masc lesbian dressed the same way* yesyesyesyesyesyes

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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

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this is literally all they do

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honestly house md isnt even queerbaiting because house and wilson are just dumb and stupid. its queer rep for the dumbass queers like myself

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me @ randall if donna dies because of his dumb as shit actions:

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"So, what do you do when see a creepy doll what is screaming at you?"

Jade: I fucking scream back, top of my lungs, assorting a dominance

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GIRL WHAT KIND OF INTERVIEW IS THIS

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must representation be “good”? is it not enough to watch two men destroy each other's lives

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Sansa Stark: You stand accused of treason. You stand accused of murder. How do you plead...Lord Baelish?

Littlefinger: 🙄😨😲

Yohn Royce: This is the greatest day of my life.

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littlefinger: let me go back to the vale yohn royce: i think the fuck not you trick ass bitch

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Just so we're clear Peter fucked and killed Catherine's mother. Then, when Pugachev was leading an uprising against her and she was understandably worried for her reign and scared for her life, Peter stole her army to go take back Sweden for a fucking ego trip instead of leaving them around her to protect herself. But sure, Marial is the bad one. I will cheer so loud when he dies

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Marial has her flaws, as does Catherine, as does everyone in the show. It’s kind of the reason why it’s a good show to watch.

However - Marial is justified in her hatred and anger for Peter. It is the entire reason that she got behind Catherine in the first place - she’s pragmatic remember, and when we first meet her she’s in a position where she needs to be to keep herself safe (bar the issue with the sneaking into her old apartments to see her dog - but I would do that in her position as well, the threat of a beating be damned). Marial has justifiable reason to hate him, from her own misfortune to how he’s treated Catherine.

And she’s right to be angry at Catherine too. Marial isn’t a perfect person, but as Marial’s character progressed, she had Catherine’s back right up until that pragmatic side of her kicks in - last episode of season 1 for example! And she’s usually right!

I was hoping for a far more explosive argument between the two of them, but what we got was beautiful in a way - it reminded me of some of my own friendship breakups where it wasn’t screaming matches, it was ‘so you pick your asshole boyfriend over me again, even when he’s hurt you but says he loves you so alls well again?’

Fuck what they did to Orlo though 👀 js

“So he gets forgiven and I don’t?”

“He is my fate. You are my choice.”

Ahh, you hear that? That’s my heart cracking a bit.

Catherine and Marial didn’t have the best of friendships but it still hurts to see their friendship come to an end. I mean, it’s still the first episode, so I have to see how things play out.

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Old Orlo: we talk

New Orlo: WE K I L L

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that's it, that's the show