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A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung

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the signs as philosophical movements

Aries: Machiaviellanism - the denial of the relevance of morality, holding the view that any means can be used if it is necessary to maintain power. Taurus: Epicureanism - the pursuit of pleasure, above all.  Gemini: Existentialism - the belief that there is no universal “meaning of life”, the individual is free to create his own meaning and build his character from his actions.  Cancer: Idealism  - the idea that the material world and reality merely is a product of consciousness, sensation, imagination and perception. Leo: Solipsism - the belief that the self is all there is, that everything else just is a product of their perception. Virgo: Skepticism -  a way of life devoted to inquiry, investigation and doubt: always questioning the certainity of things. Libra: Dualism - the belief that everything is made up of polarity and can be sorted into two categories (such as body and mind, good and evil) which cannot exist without one another. Scorpio: Nihilism - denial of the existence of any “truths”, holding the belief that life is ultimately meaningless. Sagittarius: Empiricism - the belief that true wisdom comes from experience. Capricorn: Stoicism -  emphasizes the discipline and mastery of the emotions in order to reach a wiser, rational, and peaceful mindset. Aquarius: Surrealism - the rejection of the rational, the negation of the normal; celebrating contradiction, the imagination and the bizzare. Pisces: Romanticism - emphasis on strong emotion and receptiveness, celebrating the imagination, the transcendental and the supreme value of art.

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sun + moon = your personality

sun + rising = your aura 

sun + mercury = your voice

sun + mars = your drive

sun + venus = your love style

moon + venus = your heart 

moon + mars = your natural instinct 

venus + mars = your sexuality 

all of the above = you

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aries says i can succeed, capricorn says i must succeed.

taurus loves the world’s simplicity, sagittarius longs to understand its complexity.

gemini loves to talk, scorpio loves to listen.

cancer turns its love inwards, libra turns its love outwards.

leo asks am i good enough, virgo asks how can i be better.

aquarius envisions its dreams coming true, pisces envisions the truth in its dreams.

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an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000

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the signs as colors ☾

aries: deep red;

taurus: dark purple;

gemini: mint green;

cancer: dark blue;

leo: hot pink;

virgo: white;

libra: pastel pink;

scorpio: black;

sagittarius: bright orange;

capricorn: grey;

aquarius: pastel blue;

pisces: lilac.

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Zodiac signs as type of BOYFRIENDS:

•ARIES: The strong, independent, masculine and adventurous type. Can become overprotective and irritated but as soon as you prove your love and loyalty to him, there won’t be any trouble. LOVES to explore new places and try out new things and avoids at all costs boring situations.

•TAURUS: Dependable, romantic, loyal and patient. Low-key boyfriend material. He might be stubborn from time to time but if you know how to calm him down and show him that it’s better to work as a team and not as rivals, he will loosen up. He’ll never want to hurt you.

•GEMINI: Probably the most interesting person you’ll ever meet. As he’s an adventure seeker since birth, there won’t be anything such as dull moments with him because he will constantly find ways to surprise you with unexpected gifts or dates. Flirty and one of the best listeners and advice givers.

•CANCER: You will never be able to question his loyalty as he’ll basically consider you the center of attention from his entire world. Family orientated and reliable. Might seem more sensitive than you but deep down he is super strong and would do anything for his lover.

•LEO: The extremely protective boyfriend that isn’t scared of starting a jealousy scene in front of everybody because that guy was secretly “hitting on you”. He will equally look at you and treat you like a queen. Pays extra time on listening to what you have to say. Will there be any adventure involved? Of course, he’s a leo lol.

•VIRGO: With him you’ll have a true bond. No mind games, ghosting or any other twisted dating trends that we’re ALL tired of. He means what he says and is 100% honest with you. This man will always have your back and he will help you with anything you need. Honestly, he deserves the respect and support that he craves from a romantic relationship.

•LIBRA: The sweet, gentle and romantic boyfriend you see in movies. He would drop any plans just to cuddle with you on a couch if you need that. Gives amazing advice but might be kind of insecure on the inside. GREAT kisser???

•SCORPIO: Intense is the summary of this man. He will try to bring out the best and the worst out of you so that he will know EVERYTHING about you. He’s fearless, passionate, wild and intelligent. Has a harder time opening up but once they do, you’ve just got yourself a lover for a lifetime.

•SAGITTARIUS: Being in a relationship with this man will definately feel and BE different. He is the one who can brighten up any bad day and he will always be there when you need some confidence boost. He’ll want to spend time with you but don’t imagine a typical date at a restaurant or at the movies. He’ll probably make reality feel like a movie as he will take you with him on an unexpected adventure.

•CAPRICORN: Stable, ambitious and patient are key-words when it comes to this man. Once you find yourself in a relationship with him you’ll start to notice how romantic and sweet he really is. He’ll always be interested in the way you feel and if something seems wrong with you he will do anything to fix it because when he loves, he loves HARD AF.

•AQUARIUS: He is probably the most selfless person you’ll ever encounter. Naturally funny and chatty, this man is going to not only be your lover but also your best friend (and that’s a big deal for him). He likes all the little things and ADORES to feel appreciated and supported by his loved ones. Can be super cheezy tbh.

•PISCES: He’s a simple man who isn’t afraid to dream big. But he can often lose balance and easily break down. When he’s in a relationship he loves full-time attention and in exchange he’ll give you the sweetest and best time of your life, full of hugs, kisses and compliments.

*zodiac girlfriends coming soon <3

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listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

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