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you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

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idk what dm needs to hear this but you arent getting that done in a single session

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???

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DUDE i was just walking and its kinda dark and a guy catcalled me (something about my ass, i didn’t catch the whole thing) and i was like speeding up my walk and then he saw my face and my beard and was like SORRY MAN WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS I DIDNT REALIZE and i was like head down speedwalking saying no no its ok its fine but he kept asking me and saying ‘no its chill im supportive im respectful i like your aesthetic either way’ and then got the hint and left me alone but it was wild like hello at least he was nice about it

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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

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she hanni on my gram till i mass homicide

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i keep seeing people talk about their bfs/husbands weaponizing incompetence to avoid grocery shopping or purposefully fucking it up. mine doesn't do that he'll shop on his own prerogative like an actually functional adult, his issue is he occasionally brings home a Cursed Item

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I knitted a psychedelic rat for a friend 🐀

[Image description: a knitted rat with a multicoloured body and pale pink inner ears, feet and tail. First image is a view of the front, second image is a view of the side. End ID]

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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Just so like... it's clear... anyone who censors words that contain "man" or "men" to anything like "xxn" that's TERF shit.

Any reference to women/womanhood that solely revolves around having a uterus or "womb" is TERF shit.

Any sentence where the OP says they support people being "trans identified" with quotes around ""transwomen"" or ""transmen"" is TERF shit.

I'm seeing a lot of you baby Tumblr gays out there not knowing what these specific TERF dogwhistles look like.

"Wombxxn" is an incredibly dumb way of spelling "woman" that treats the word "man" like a slur and also reduces women to their ability to give birth.

"Trans identified" is their way of saying "this person calls themselves trans, but I don't believe they are."

Saying "People should be allowed to identify however they wish, but we still need to protect women/children" IS TERF SHIT.

Learn to identify this garbage, because not all TERFs are going to spell out their intolerance for you. Some of them are going to try and seem reasonable and polite and normal, and it's fucking dangerous to our community.

Also unpack any internalized transphobia and your transmedicalism, because both those things will have you quickly siding with TERFs and bigots.

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Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!