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sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really. 

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The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

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funniest thing would be if when Queen Elizabeth dies or steps down and Charles is all ready to assume the throne, here comes King Arthur, Excalibur in hand, sauntering back from Avalon like “oof what a nap! thanks for keeping the chair warm I’m back to be king again”

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i saw a very important tiktok recently and knew i immediately needed it as a gif so here it is in case y’all want it as well

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dissertation writing advice

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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.

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Telephone booth surrounded by snow in Hokkaido, Japan (2021)

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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Love the idea of Sonic just popping into existence one day, chili dog in hand.

close enough. Merry Birthmas, Sonic

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Concept: Baba Yaga house walking around on chicken legs, being followed by one of those plastic Fisher-Price play houses on baby chick legs

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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just found out in medieval france, having a lion on your coat of arms was so prevalent that there was literally a colloquial proverb to clown on knights for being basic and not having a real coat of arms. the hate game was so strong back then. imagine medieval hate anons

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I LOVE DIASOMNIA!!!! I yell as they haul me off to a padded cell.

I love them so much, I'm such a damn sucker for the found family dynamics. My favorite design is Sebek. I love this reptiley boi with all of my heart. But his hair is so hard to draw.

I wanted to get more practice drawing them and fleshing out some headcannons I have for them.

Some Fun notes:

Malleus- I tried to push how much smug cat I can fit into this lizard as much as possible. His hair is supposed to invoke thorns and the spines of a bearded dragon lizard.

Sebek- The markings on his cheeks are kinda supposed to be texture from half formed scales. I imagine that the skin there is a bit tougher than expected. This makes his cheeks a little hard to pinch. He's also supposed to look a little more like a gargoyle.

Silver- I wanted to push a little more pink and blue saturation to give him a more dreamlike feeling. Not much to say here, I tried to keep his design more simple. His bangs swoop to the left when Malleus' swoops to the right.

Lilia- I kinda wanted to add more earings but I really struggled to render them out.