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gayest shakespeare sonnets: a selection

turns out all the sonnets are really gay but here is my list of the absolute gayest ones, because i was not prepared for how explicit these were going to be and it devastated me 

sonnet 20 - this is the ‘master-mistress of my passion’ one

sonnet 22 - ‘Presume not on thy heart when mine is slain; / Thou gav’st me thine, not to give back again.’

sonnet 23 - acting metaphors! the difficulty of expressing verbally what silent love hath writ! gazing at your love with your whole heart in your eyes!

sonnet 25 - rich and noble people have joy in honour and wealth and so on but turns out having joy in being gay is way better than that - ‘Then happy I, that love and am beloved / Where I may not remove nor be removed.’

sonnet 26 - begins ‘Lord of my love’ and just gets gayer from there

sonnet 27 - for those nights when u can’t sleep for staying up pining and thinking about him

sonnet 41 - this one’s sad bc his boyfriend is Straying but also love btw a man and woman is explicitly directly made analogous to the love between the speaker and the addressee so like. stop no-homoing the sonnets

sonnet 53 - compare ur bf to both helen and adonis, no big deal

sonnet 57 - this love is the speaker’s WHOLE LIFE and he knows he’s a fool for his bf but he can’t help it

sonnet 61 - another too-gay-to-sleep one

sonnet 71 and sonnet 72 - don’t be sad for me when i’m dead, i’d rather be forgotten by you than have you be sad or be exposed to ridicule over your love for me - please read these ones they make me cry

sonnet 80 - RIVAL POET someone else is writing fancier poems about you!! now what!!

sonnet 87 - ‘Farewell! thou art too dear for my possessing,’ aka If You Love Someone Let Him Go (sad)

sonnet 91 - i’m not rich or noble but at least i’m not straight, mark two - ‘Thy love is better than high birth to me, / Richer than wealth, prouder than garments’ cost, / Of more delight than hawks or horses be; / And having thee, of all men’s pride I boast’

sonnet 93 - ‘So shall I live, supposing thou art true, / Like a deceived husband’ - just comparing yourself to his HUSBAND. bye

sonnet 108 - the reason he’s writing all these sonnets is to immortalise their love for antiquity - ‘So that eternal love in love’s fresh case / Weighs not the dust and injury of age’. also, ‘sweet boy’

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They should be watching the corridor but other things were more irresistible.

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@onlyalittleperverse to summarise, fuck off and let people be

Why are my pronounds being funky again i really thought they/she/xe was it any advice 😭😭😭 @onlyalittleperverse

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STOP the fucking song and back it up to the start we didn't think about the right thing at the right time our head music video is all messed up what the fuck guys come on

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done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.

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my mood rn

wanna kill a man icl

np tag @abiiii-ineffable

Picrew chain!!!

Make your blogsona* as a duck! Here's mine!

Link: https://picrew.me/share?cd=rf4PJJeLBP

Tag as many people as you like!

*How your blog would look as a x (in this case a duck). Include your online personality and the content you reblog, for example!

My tags: @almosthumanjessi @animal-lover-forever @anglptera @anything-for-my-moony-1971 @bleep-bloop-boo @bored-dromaeosaur @calypso10191 @chaoticgremlin-1 @cheekyboybeth @dandelionflowery @dracosleftarsecheek @erimeows @green-001 @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @i-eat-so-much-grass @klondyke-the-bear @legaltrashgoblin @lemmeeatacrylicpaint @littlegayduck @maryland-officially @monarchofthequeerpotatoes @mushroom-music @nanochittle @names-confuse-me @nyx-taylors-version @onceinalifetimexperiencebuttwice @osmoticneuron @potato276 @ravenwordss @saintperseus-deactivated2024082 (does anyone know their new blog? idk y they have been deactivated) @savj2003 @schistostegapennata @sentientballofpeas @servinny @silentprincessofhyrule @someone-kill-the-ej @that-dam-heartstopper-fan @touslin @thecrazyalchemist @theetherealraphael @unstableunicornsofasgard @uhmmmmaixllezhere @yourlocalbadgerscales @2xhbergggg @26mayflowers :33

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Starting a picrew chain because I am extremely bored and in pain

Okay so use this picrew to make what you you want to look like and then tag someone for the chain bit

So here's mine:

Tagging: @shortgaything @ifursammylawrenceletsmakebabies @possibly-a-table-or-just-gay @unfairtradeyward

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Broadchurch series 2 Deleted Scenes

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tysm for the tag!! i love picrew games lol

tumblr loves me!!!! honestly this is the only result i wanted

i'm the baddest babygirl!!!! tbf im wearing a badass leather jacket in this picrew. it's my cool alter ego cos i need to get a leather jacket that doesn't shed and i want to get stacked piercings

np tag: @abiiii-ineffable

Saw this going around twitter, looked like fun. What? I'm not procrastinating (I am, I really am)

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz

Post the results side-by-side. No pressure tags: @alypink, @revnah1406, @madefordvarka, @deadbranch, @welldonekhushi, @kaitaiga, @applbottmjeens, @froglights-and-pearls

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I just love how Nobody's Soldier is a direct slap to those who walked out during Hozier's concert while he called for a cease-fire. And all those who claim he's too political. Choke on it with all due respect. ^⁠_⁠^

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Broadchurch series 2 Behind the scenes

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CHAPPELL ROAN at Outside Lands Music Festival on August 11, 2024 (via therockinryan)

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btw I AM SO obsessed with this picture that hozier posted

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@snixkers-spams

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Hozier with MY (!!!!) bi pride flag up on stage tonight 🤯🫨

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OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

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I know we're all very happy about how many songs Hozier has released within the last year but I'm more than happy to wait another 4 years for a single minute if it means that this man does not get burnt out. I've done it twice, put me back in it and I would do it again.